HEAVEN AND HELL!!!

May 15, 2007 13:07

My personal heaven:
Watching the Rock while recieving a beej from Salma Hayek, in my left hand a slice of Lynwood's pizza, in my right a Pabst Blue Ribbon bottle. In an F-14. Over Washington D.C.

My personal hell:
Watching America's Next Top Model, surrounded by loud and drunk brodudes and loud and drunk troll-like freshmen, hung over, dizzy, and smelling like vom. On a public bus. With bad breath and sitting next to a supermodel. Also, a really sore neck and feet, and I have to stand up.
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