some things just cut to the core.
Dear Tyson chicken,
I just ate one your chicken wings. Instead of being greasy and fatty, it was greasy, fatty AND raw. Why would your instructions tell me to cook the chicken for 15-20 minutes, if it wasn't pre-cooked. I guess you forgot to pre-cook that one. Well, guess what? I knew it was raw and I ate it anyway. Because I hate the name Tyson. Once the Salmonella kicks in, I'm going to use my winnings to pay you to rename your company "Salmonella bites". Because I hate the name Tyson, and Salmonella Bites sounds more accurate.
I hate you.
I just ate one your chicken wings. Instead of being greasy and fatty, it was greasy, fatty AND raw. Why would your instructions tell me to cook the chicken for 15-20 minutes, if it wasn't pre-cooked. I guess you forgot to pre-cook that one. Well, guess what? I knew it was raw and I ate it anyway. Because I hate the name Tyson. Once the Salmonella kicks in, I'm going to use my winnings to pay you to rename your company "Salmonella bites". Because I hate the name Tyson, and Salmonella Bites sounds more accurate.
I hate you.