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Jan 04, 2005 10:19

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?

A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss?

A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes

when they get up in the morning?

A: They don't have balls to scratch.
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