He wishes he was Bono...
So last night my mom gets imed by a guy who saw her profile on e-harmony.com (her friend Julie made it for her.. *cough..* hmm.. but anyways, he sent her a couple of pictures of himself.. one of which was a blue tinted facial portrait.. the second was a picture of a man that looked astoundingly like Bono in a bathtub smoking a cigharette... Anyways..
"chelsea!! come look at thie guys picture!" my mom said "isnt it cool?"
so i walk over and see the tub picture and i say.. "uuuhhmm.. too bad thats a picture of bono"
"are you serious? I thought so!! i kept saying.. wow.. he looks a lot like bono.. are you suurre?"
"Yeah.. go ahead.. google the name Bono.. and it will show up.. i SWEAR i have seen it before..."
So we did... and sure enough.. there it was.. "yeah... he WISHES he was bono.. besides.. who would take a picture like that?? who seriously.. has the money to do that?.. to take a picture in their bathtub smoking a cigharette for online purposes?? no one.. no one except bono.. and this guy is foor suuure not bono..".. thats what i said.. so my mother is iming him and says, "my 17 year old says that picture is of bono... your soo full of shit... thanks for the memories.. not..." and then he was like "is your 17 year old a girl or a guy?" and my mom said "girl" and he waslike you look at the pictures and you decide sweety" so i was just like.. what a loser.. give me the keyboard.. and this is what i said to him
"yeah.. too bad you wish you were bono.. your profile says you are a non smoker, no normal person takes a picture like that.. and your other picture looks nothing like the bathtub one.. and besides.. i have that picture in my entertainment weekly.. Dumbass"
then he started talking in french.. and i was like.. "wow i cant understand you.. goodbye"
and my mom gasped and was like "CHELSEA!!! you're bad!" and then she blocked him...
nobody deceives my mom except me damnit!!
I saw andy rink at chipotle.. that was fun times.. i want a jamba from him now.. YESS!
"chelsea!! come look at thie guys picture!" my mom said "isnt it cool?"
so i walk over and see the tub picture and i say.. "uuuhhmm.. too bad thats a picture of bono"
"are you serious? I thought so!! i kept saying.. wow.. he looks a lot like bono.. are you suurre?"
"Yeah.. go ahead.. google the name Bono.. and it will show up.. i SWEAR i have seen it before..."
So we did... and sure enough.. there it was.. "yeah... he WISHES he was bono.. besides.. who would take a picture like that?? who seriously.. has the money to do that?.. to take a picture in their bathtub smoking a cigharette for online purposes?? no one.. no one except bono.. and this guy is foor suuure not bono..".. thats what i said.. so my mother is iming him and says, "my 17 year old says that picture is of bono... your soo full of shit... thanks for the memories.. not..." and then he was like "is your 17 year old a girl or a guy?" and my mom said "girl" and he waslike you look at the pictures and you decide sweety" so i was just like.. what a loser.. give me the keyboard.. and this is what i said to him
"yeah.. too bad you wish you were bono.. your profile says you are a non smoker, no normal person takes a picture like that.. and your other picture looks nothing like the bathtub one.. and besides.. i have that picture in my entertainment weekly.. Dumbass"
then he started talking in french.. and i was like.. "wow i cant understand you.. goodbye"
and my mom gasped and was like "CHELSEA!!! you're bad!" and then she blocked him...
nobody deceives my mom except me damnit!!
I saw andy rink at chipotle.. that was fun times.. i want a jamba from him now.. YESS!