Where did you get those pink fifties you cheating whore!!?
home.. alone... all... day.. (well sort of)
Grooossssssssss
so my mom went on a date with YentaClause.. which is surprising.. i thought they broke up.. hanyways.. she went to go see a FUCKING ORCHESTRA SPECIAL ON GENE KELLY!!!! at the verizon wireless center....uuugh.. i <3 Gene Kelly.. i'm soo jealous.. Yesterday my mom saw Little Shop of Horrors with us and tomorrow she sees Dave Matthews band.. 12th row (thank you thank you that would be my doing) and then the next day... we go on a cruise...
She cannot complain for a month..
Today my mom got in a fight with 2 Fantastic Sams hair salons.. yes not one.. but two.. TWO baby!! woo yeah! The one at the albertsons center.. and then at the Vons center.. because on their coupons.. i dont know..i decided to stay out of it but there was some false advertising going on and in a nutshell.. fantastic sams sucks ass.. its ghetto, and they do a crap job.. and their hair style books are from the 80's.. and british (why that matters i know not) however.. i did see ONE style that i liked.. but i wouldnt get my hair done at fantastic sams.. ever..
so there...
then i got my eyebrows waxed at happy nails.. Jackie.. (the lady who waxed them) did a very thurough job.. and she made sure i didnt forget her name "next time you come.. ask fo jackie.. i do yoah brow.. ask fo jackie" she did a good job but i dont know.. the shape of my eyebrows are somewhat different.. they are more rainbow shaped than.. well i guess pointed?? well they are very round.. they look nice tho..
Got some food at chipochople.. i havent had cipotle in a month.. it pretty much hitthe spot.. then i came home.. and my mom left me home alone with chloe.. and 40 dollars.. luckily we had the car.. i couldnt convince my sister to see The brothers Grimm (she was too scared).. so we stayed in for a while and ate chicken.. i had to carve the chicken myself.. and i think i gave myself too much.. i ate lots of chicken.. it made me feel sick inside.. but anyways..
Since i had 40 dollahs.. and we were'nt gonna see a movie.. i thought to myself.. "hmm.. i have enough to buy that red jacket at target.. *shifty eyes* eggcelent.." so chloe and i went over there a couple hours ago (8 o clock..) it was funny because chloe had 50 dollars worth of birthday money.. and she was CONVINCED that she didnt want to spend any of her money at target.. i mean CONVINCED!!!
"you never know chloe.. you might want to buy something.. target has some really cool stuff.. it has pretty much everything you need.. you could like.. live there for years if you were snowed in.." said i..
"NO!!! I DONT WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY AT TARGET!! I WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY AT CLAIRES!!!!" chloe snapped.. so then i said
"but chloe.. you can get the same stuff at claires that you can get a target.. ur being ridiculous... besides you never know.. just bring your money.. incase you change your mind"
"but i wont change my mind"
"shut up..."
so i won.. heh naturally.. she brought her money anyways.. and guess what??
SHE SPENT IT ALL!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!!..
Whose right?! i Am.. BITCHES!!! *does victory dance*
but anyways.. i was a little upset that the only red jacket that was there was an XXL and i looked like i was a santa clause flasher.. so, instead, i got a nice basic tan trench coat of sorts.. that i plan on sewing a flower or some sort of pattern to.. it will be amaziiiinnggg!!!
and i look like a secret agent..
and my hair is in two buns like princess leah..
and i have blue eyeliner on (it looks good)..
you dont get more badass than that i always say..
unless you were wearing purple, studded, mickey mouse sunglasses like so:
PEACE!
Grooossssssssss
so my mom went on a date with YentaClause.. which is surprising.. i thought they broke up.. hanyways.. she went to go see a FUCKING ORCHESTRA SPECIAL ON GENE KELLY!!!! at the verizon wireless center....uuugh.. i <3 Gene Kelly.. i'm soo jealous.. Yesterday my mom saw Little Shop of Horrors with us and tomorrow she sees Dave Matthews band.. 12th row (thank you thank you that would be my doing) and then the next day... we go on a cruise...
She cannot complain for a month..
Today my mom got in a fight with 2 Fantastic Sams hair salons.. yes not one.. but two.. TWO baby!! woo yeah! The one at the albertsons center.. and then at the Vons center.. because on their coupons.. i dont know..i decided to stay out of it but there was some false advertising going on and in a nutshell.. fantastic sams sucks ass.. its ghetto, and they do a crap job.. and their hair style books are from the 80's.. and british (why that matters i know not) however.. i did see ONE style that i liked.. but i wouldnt get my hair done at fantastic sams.. ever..
so there...
then i got my eyebrows waxed at happy nails.. Jackie.. (the lady who waxed them) did a very thurough job.. and she made sure i didnt forget her name "next time you come.. ask fo jackie.. i do yoah brow.. ask fo jackie" she did a good job but i dont know.. the shape of my eyebrows are somewhat different.. they are more rainbow shaped than.. well i guess pointed?? well they are very round.. they look nice tho..
Got some food at chipochople.. i havent had cipotle in a month.. it pretty much hitthe spot.. then i came home.. and my mom left me home alone with chloe.. and 40 dollars.. luckily we had the car.. i couldnt convince my sister to see The brothers Grimm (she was too scared).. so we stayed in for a while and ate chicken.. i had to carve the chicken myself.. and i think i gave myself too much.. i ate lots of chicken.. it made me feel sick inside.. but anyways..
Since i had 40 dollahs.. and we were'nt gonna see a movie.. i thought to myself.. "hmm.. i have enough to buy that red jacket at target.. *shifty eyes* eggcelent.." so chloe and i went over there a couple hours ago (8 o clock..) it was funny because chloe had 50 dollars worth of birthday money.. and she was CONVINCED that she didnt want to spend any of her money at target.. i mean CONVINCED!!!
"you never know chloe.. you might want to buy something.. target has some really cool stuff.. it has pretty much everything you need.. you could like.. live there for years if you were snowed in.." said i..
"NO!!! I DONT WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY AT TARGET!! I WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY AT CLAIRES!!!!" chloe snapped.. so then i said
"but chloe.. you can get the same stuff at claires that you can get a target.. ur being ridiculous... besides you never know.. just bring your money.. incase you change your mind"
"but i wont change my mind"
"shut up..."
so i won.. heh naturally.. she brought her money anyways.. and guess what??
SHE SPENT IT ALL!!!!!!!! BUAHAHAHAHA!!!..
Whose right?! i Am.. BITCHES!!! *does victory dance*
but anyways.. i was a little upset that the only red jacket that was there was an XXL and i looked like i was a santa clause flasher.. so, instead, i got a nice basic tan trench coat of sorts.. that i plan on sewing a flower or some sort of pattern to.. it will be amaziiiinnggg!!!
and i look like a secret agent..
and my hair is in two buns like princess leah..
and i have blue eyeliner on (it looks good)..
you dont get more badass than that i always say..
unless you were wearing purple, studded, mickey mouse sunglasses like so:
PEACE!