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[h0edian]

abbi, i is sorry i no make. i was incredibly tired and almost dead when kels called so. :( i might show up on monday then.

so i have traveled back to texas. right after work last monday, i hurried to tuesday and passed out and then woke up and did other stuff. since then i have mostly been chillin' with friends, except for friday and saturday, during which i spent mostly with my nephew and my niece. they're pretty much the whole reason i came down. i can't give you a day-by-day breakdown, as it was pretty boring most of the time.

i got to see kelsey! yay!

sporadic__ and i have been pretty much stuck at each other's faces since i got here. so much so that i got to hear reba talk in her sleep. in my car. she's teaching me piano/vocals, and i introducted her to the glorious wonder showzen.

reba
mike
mike's nephew


i can't remember it all specifically but what i do remember is here.

reba, are you asleep?
no
ok.
i hate it when you alphabetize them
..alphabetize..what?
the fish
i'm sorry.
there's cuttlefish...dangerfish...turtlefish..wait, a turtle isn't a fish.
yes they are. i have five!
WAAT

why is my bed moving
your bed isn't moving, the entire house is.
WAAT
there's a tornado.
i hate tornadoes
why?
they don't go straight forward
i don't think they can do that.
if you put them on a treadmill sn gdsgdgdfdhgs

i'll stop the tornado with THIS (and at this point she holds up an empty cup and then throws it to the floor of my car)

i like sausage
what kind of sausage? fish sausage?
no. too flaky
what do you like in your sausage?
tornadoes.

tornado sausage won't go straight forward.
sausages can roll from side to side though. that doesn't make any sense

dsgjghrjg
there are too many people in my room
who's in your room?
you
who am i?
neko!
what am i doing here?
sausages

who do you love?
jessi!
is she great?
she's too great for the fish

who do you want to be president?
anastasia
an..astasia?
AAAAANNNNN AAAAA do you remember that?
yeah. where is she from?
russia
is anyone else from russia?
mike!
really?
yeah. that guy!

i'll poke you with a giraffe.
no you won't. be quiet
yes i will. i know where to get one.
from here? (she then draws a cage thing in air.)

uncle mikey did you know that darth vader has a boss?
i did. do you know his name?
amy winehouse

then she woke up and proceeded to tell us that darth vader's boss was not amy winehouse, but in fact palpatine.

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okay then she fell asleep at kelsey's house. this is now kelsey

you know those fish bait things?
yeah. we don't have those.
WAAT what kind of store is this?

NOOOOOOOOOO

is there somebody you love, reba?
jessi!
where's jessi?
ghihgsgsd
i don't know where that is.
it's right here and then she held up her hand.

i like those blueberry sharks. i don't think we were supposed to eat them though

can i have some?
i ate them all
WAAT why would you do that?
i was hungry.
well you could have just eaten the carrots.
i couldn't kelsey ate them all.
WAAT
yeah, sorry reba.
oh kelsey you're here too
yeah
did you eat all the carrots?
i did. sorry reba.
you bitch

reba, you're going to fall out of the tree.
shut up. you're mean.
i'm sorry. but really, you're going to fall out of the tree.
why?
they're cutting it down.
IS IT MOVING
YES REBA GET OUT THE TREE

and then she jolted off of the couch almost.

oh god jessi. i only hope i can date somebody with this kind of hilarity.

PICTURE POST LATER ok i love you all

-can't mike me go to rebaaa