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[h_hollister]

In other news, I'm very glad to see Vex back again. Ramon's been bouncing around like a rubber ball all day.

Comments

[wadewilson]

Never say 'zombie midget' and 'rubbers' in the same sentence ever again.

[h_hollister]

I didn't. You did.

Furthermore, we ride bareback.

[wadewilson]

You are a horrible person.

[8th_castellan]

So do you have some kind of schedule where you pop up to voice your disgust and disapproval, then vanish back into whatever misbegotten hole you came from?

[dirk__gently]

Who's Vex? Uhhh... and hi.

[dirk__gently]

Er, Hi. Nice to meet you? Electronically, that is.

[h_hollister]

Howdy! Like my haiku?

[h_hollister]

He just shakes 'em off. Plaga powers, and all that.

And, boy, I just realized that you missed the big throwdown last year with Saddler.

*private*

[h_hollister]

Magical, chemical, me bopping him over the head with an iron skillet; all to no avail.

And yes. He's quite, quite dead. Had his living brain ripped out, and then what was left of him was set on fire, and what was left after that turned to stone.

It was incredibly satisfying.

[lust_for_life]

i can write a better one

haikus are gay
counting syllables is gay
gay gay gay

by jean-paul, age 21

[h_hollister]

You need two more 'gays' on the end there.

...Of course, that's what they said down at the Pride Parade. HEYO!

[lust_for_life]

how dare you profane my art with your filthy innuendo!