Rushing

Oct 08, 2005 13:10

i really hate rushing. when i was little, my dad used to take my sister and me to the library every monday. and as soon as we entered the door, we had exactly 5 minutes to pick out books. it was horrible. give us five extra minutes and you'd only have to miss the monday-night kickoff.

and i'm sure not many other people like it either. going with the monday night kick-off ordeal, i bet the quarterback doesn't like being or feeling rushed. i guess that's the point of the game, but i'm sure after that play he'd scream at his defense to get some better... uhh, whats the word... restraining (blocking??).

but what i can't stand the most is rushing when i eat cereal. i love cereal, and would just like to take my time in savoring it (it's the simple things in life that make me happy. to hell with escargot.). and why do the good cereals always get soggy the fastest?

i don't want my cereal consumption experience to be a race against time. if i get a phone call when i'm eating cereal, i'm not gonna taking it. i don't want to waste any quality time i have with my cereal.

willy wonka should make everlasting gobstoppers: cereal edition. cereal that never gets soggy. it would be so much more successful; it wouldn't rot your teeth.
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