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DANNY
HEARTS
STEVE.
I JUST
I DON'T EVEN
HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE
SOMEONE GET ME MY SMELLING SALTS
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dfkhdskjf you guys I am going to try to write and post a post-ep ficlet but HONESTLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT EPISODE WAS SO GAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, LIKE, I JUST, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAAAAAAAAAT.
In other news, Burro called me earlier right after I saw the gif lamardeuse posted...oh, oh, did you not see that gif? Is it possible that you don't know what I'm talking about? I MEAN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GIF:
fdjkfhsdjkfhsdjkfhsjkd SO BURRO CALLS ME, RIGHT, AND THIS CONVERSATION HAPPENS:
Me: HI!
Burro: Hey--dude, what are you so excited about?
Me: Ahhhh, nothing, just, the most amazing gayest thing just happened on my show.
Burro: Oh, god, is this like the time I went with you to Inception and you spent the whole movie talking about subtext?
Me: No, this is like the time when a supposedly straight guy did an I heart you gesture at another supposedly straight guy with his hands.
Burro: ....
Me: You there?
Burro: Yeaaaaah, man, that's not subtext.
Me: Right??? I mean, would you do that shit at one of your bros?
Burro: FUCK NO. I mean, unless I developed a sudden interest in guys and I was dating one of them, but otherwise fuuuuuuck no.
Me: See! Totally different from the time with the subtext.
Burro: Yeah, dude. SHIT IS GAY AS FUCK.
IT IS CONFIRMED BY A FRAT BOY: DANNY AND STEVE ARE DATING.
dfsdfhsdfhdsfhdsjkfhdsjkfhsdjkfhsdf I am off to try to write things/convince LJ to let me answer comments (WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT LJ GET IT TOGETHER WITH YOUR RUSSIAN HACKERS AND YOUR COMMENT EATING) but. But. But. But Danny canonically hearts Steve, Jesus fucking Christ on a goddamn motherfucking cracker.