i need a miracle every day

[gyzym]

DUDES. FELLOW DEADHEADS ON MY FLIST. MY FATHER SHOWED UP JUST NOW, FRESH FROM GOING TO FLORIDA TO SEE THE LAST TWO SHOWS IN FURTHUR'S SPRING TOUR (I know I know I'm bitterly jealous too, I can't even talk about it), UNABLE TO WAIT FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW BECAUSE HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS THING HE GOT ME, AND HE GAVE ME THE COOLEST SWEATSHIRT IN

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[gyzym]

HERE HAVE A FUZZY THING:

[chibirhm]

ASLDFJSLDKJFSLDKJ *GRABBYHANDS*

THESE ARE MY FUZZY THINGS:



ALSO I HAVE DERAILED THIS AND APOLOGIZE FOR NOT BEING A DEADHEAD. MY PARENTS WERE THE DIFFERENT SORT OF CRUNCHY JEWISH HIPPIES. LIKE THE KIND THAT WENT TO COFFEEHOUSES AND MADE ME THINK THAT PETER, PAUL, AND MARY WERE BIGGER THAN THE BEATLES.

[gyzym]

AWWWWW, HI BBS HI, EEEE THEIR LITTLE FAAAAAAAAAACES, THE CHEEKS, OMG ADORBS.

AND DUDE, NO WORRIES, I AM NOT EXPECTING MANY DEADHEADS, I JUST HAD TO SDFHSJDK FOR A SECOND. ALSO, YOU PARENTS SOUND AWESOMESAUCE.

[chibirhm]

THAT IS GUSGUS ON THE LEFT AND CHARLIE ON THE RIGHT AND I MISS THEM SO MUUUUUCH. DDDDD: CHARLIE GOT A CUT ON HIS TAIL RIGHT BEFORE I LEFT AND WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO WITHOUT MAMA TO KISS IT BETTER BY WHICH I MEAN PROBABLY INFECT IT AND MAKE IT WORSE??!?!? (BUT MAMA WILL FEEL BETTER AND THAT IS IMPORTANT.) WHAT IF THEY RUN OUT OF CARDBOARD TO CHEW? AND NO ONE IS STROKING BETWEEN THEIR LITTLE VELVETY EARS. IT IS A DEPLORABLE SITUATION ALL AROUND. I SHOULD HAVE SET UP A WEBCAM.

MY PARENTS ARE SUCH CLICHES IT'S RIDICULOUS. LIKE I GREW UP ON PUBLIC RADIO AND WE ACTUALLY GROW ARUGULA IN OUR BACKYARD AND I WAS TELLING MY DAD IN THE CAR ABOUT HOW VERMONT HAS A NEW SINGLE-PAYER SYSTEM AND HE PRACTICALLY GOT HEARTS IN HIS EYES AND MADE ME LOOK IT UP AND GOT REALLY EXCITED THAT THERE'S AN ENTIRE WEBSITE DEDICATED TO IT SO HE CAN GO LOOK AT HIS HEALTHCARE PORN. LIKE. IDEK.

ONCE, MY MOM WOKE ME UP AND WAS LIKE, YOUR DAD AND I ARE LEAVING, WE'RE GOING TO THE CAR DEALERSHIP TO TRADE IN THE SUBARU FOR A PRIUS AND I WAS LIKE OKAY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS MY CRUNCHY GRANOLA LIFE.

[gyzym]

dfhdsjf OH MY GOD BB YOU ARE JUST THE CUTEST THING I CAN'T EVEN. ♥ ___ ♥

[chibirhm]

ALSO, GROWING UP I WATCHED ONLY PBS, THE ONLY EXCEPTION BEING SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS, UNTIL I WAS LIKE FOURTEEN. AND I THOUGHT LITTLE PLASTIC STRAWS FULL OF FLAVORED HONEY WERE AN ACCEPTABLE DESSERT.

ALSO, THE GERBILS, LIKE, EAT BETTER THAN MOST HUMANS, WHICH THE BFF CONSISTENTLY MAKES FUN OF. I LEFT A RATHER SPARSE SET OF NOMS PORTIONED OUT THIS WEEKEND (WHOLE GRAIN BREAD WITH LENTILS AND PUMPKIN SEEDS) BUT IT IS ALSO COMMON THEY GET AVOCADO, SPINACH, BROCCOLI, SUNFLOWER SEEDS, PASTA, EVERY MANNER OF BEAN, STRAWBERRIES, PEAR, BASICALLY ANYTHING I AM EATING THAT THEY DEEM WORTHY OF GOING IN THEIR TINY MOUTHS. (INCLUDING ICE CREAM. BITCHES LOVE ICE CREAM.) ALL OF WHICH IS, OF COURSE, ORGANIC. LIKE WE WOULD ALLOW ANYTHING LESS IN OUR HOUSE.

WE WERE ALSO LISTENING TO THE RED SOX/YANKEES GAME ON THE WAY UP AND THEY WERE, LIKE, ADVERTISING MCDONALD'S RIGHT, AND SAYING HOW SMART IT WAS TO GET THE $1 MENU AND I WAS HALF ASLEEP AND WENT "I DON'T TRUST ANY FOOD THAT IS ONLY A DOLLAR UNLESS IT'S, LIKE, A SIDE OF CHIPS." AND MY MOM REACHED BACK, TOOK MY HAND, AND WAS LIKE "I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. SUCH A SMART GIRL."

NO, REALLY, MY LIFE IS A CARTOON OF EVERY MIDDLE AMERICAN'S WORST NIGHTMARE, AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM JOKING.

[gyzym]

DUDE. THOSE LITTLE HONEY STICKS ARE BOSS, OKAY, DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU DIFFERENT. THEY USED TO GIVE THEM OUT AT MY TEMPLE ON ROSH HASHANA! ALSO APPLES BUT NOBODY EVER ATE THE FUCKING APPLES, WE JUST CLUSTERED AROUND THE LADY WITH THE HONEY LIKE THE TINY LITTLE SUGAR FIENDS WE WERE. SHIT. IS. DELICIOUS.

ALSO DUDE I AM HUNGRY FROM HEARING ABOUT WHAT YOUR GERBILS EAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT

[chibirhm]

MY GERBILS ARE LITTLE GOURMET FUCKERS, IT IS TRUE.

DUDE HTE HONEY WAS DELICIOUS UNTIL THE END WHEN IT WAS LIKE YOUR SPIT PLUS THE LITTLE BIT OF HONEY AND IT WAS ALL GROSS.