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These dreams I keep having, I don't understand:
Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Steve: *dryhumps*
Danny: WHAT THE HELL
Steve: THIS IS HOW YOU SOOTHE PEOPLE
Danny: NO IT ISN'T, ASSHOLE, STOP THAT, PEOPLE WILL SEE
Steve: SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.
sdfhdsfhdjf oh subconscious why you so crazy
Steve: Hey, Danny, do you know what 'soothing' is?
Danny: Seriously? What kind of question is that, yes, I know what soothing is, what's with the airquotes, why wouldn't I know that?
Steve: ...because it is an ancient art I learned in my travels of the world?
Danny: You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Steve: *dryhumps*
Danny: WHAT THE HELL
Steve: THIS IS HOW YOU SOOTHE PEOPLE
Danny: NO IT ISN'T, ASSHOLE, STOP THAT, PEOPLE WILL SEE
Steve: SHUT UP AND BE SOOTHED, WILLIAMS.
sdfhdsfhdjf oh subconscious why you so crazy