nothing in this post makes sense, really.
jsfhdsf TODAY IS NOT GOING THE WAY IT WAS SUPPOSED TO, because djfhdjskf my family and dsfjhdsfhs oversleeping and sfhdjfdskf THIS REALLY BIZARRE DREAM WHERE I WAS DATING THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE HISTORY OF TIME FOR LIKE, A YEAR, AND THEN I TURNED AROUND ONE DAY AND SHE WAS A GIANT MONSTER, LIKE SERIOUSLY, SO GIANT, SO MANY ANGRY TEETH, SHE CHASED ME AND TRIED TO EAT ME AND NOT IN A FUN WAY, I THINK MAYBE SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO RUN AN EXTRACTION ON ME. I have so many things to write and so many things to edit and I will be back for real to do all that in an hour or two, this is a driveby post to share a couple of things:
1. via iamspace:
MOSTLY FOR ALEX'S SMILEY FACE WITH THE GUITAR ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. ALSO SCOTTY'S "HEY I AM ON MY PHONE RAWR I AM SUCH AN ADORABLE GRUMPYFACED ASSHOLE" FACE. ALSO GRACE PARK. ALSO DDK. BUT MOSTLY ALEX'S SMILEY FACE OH MY GODDDD HOW IS HE REAL.
2. So last night instead of going to bed I shut down everything except that fucking Disney princess generator! Which, what the fucking shit, why did this program do this to me.
First I did Steve and Danny as princesses:
Frustrated by the lack of available camo, Steve did the best he could...
...while Danny, ever professional, rolled his eyes at Steve's antic and made do with the closest thing he could find to a tie.
Then, because John and Sherlock were on the brain, I did them too:
Sherlock, after a split-second of consideration, couldn't see any reason not to dress as provocatively as possible--the better with which to cause tongue-tied confessions of guilt, dontchaknow--but, of course, donned latex gloves when handling the stolen merch...
...while John said "Fuck this" and went with the closest thing he could find to khakis, sensible shoes, and a hideous jumper.
And then I was going to do Arthur and Eames, but, in a moment of half-asleep four AM madness, said to myself, "JIZZY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WROTE THAT WHOLE FIC WHERE ARTHUR WAS DISNEY PRINCESSES."
So you guys don't get to see the princess version of Eames. You do get to see every princess Arthur was in A Whole New World, though.
Arthur and the Beast:
Arthur as Jasmine (what, the title of that movie is Aladdin, I COULD NOT JUST INSERT ARTHUR'S NAME CLEVERLY IN THERE SOMEWHERE except as....Arthurladdin...) ARTHURLADDIN:
CinderArthur/Arthurella (THERE YOU GO, cobweb_diamond):
Sleeping Arthur:
aaaaand Snow Arthur & The Seven Dwarves (which, look, I did my best, but it's not exactly easy to mimic Snow White's costume in that thing, okay?):
THIS HAS BEEN TODAY'S EPISODE OF "WHY THE HELL DO YOU READ THIS LIVEJOURNAL, OBVIOUSLY GYZYM IS OUT OF HER MIND." Tune in next week for, uh, more of same, although hopefully with increased sleep and decreased fucking princesses. I'm off to clean all of the things and then I will be back, writing Steve/Danny words until the cows come home. I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME SATURDAY ♥!
1. via iamspace:
Click to viewMOSTLY FOR ALEX'S SMILEY FACE WITH THE GUITAR ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH. ALSO SCOTTY'S "HEY I AM ON MY PHONE RAWR I AM SUCH AN ADORABLE GRUMPYFACED ASSHOLE" FACE. ALSO GRACE PARK. ALSO DDK. BUT MOSTLY ALEX'S SMILEY FACE OH MY GODDDD HOW IS HE REAL.
2. So last night instead of going to bed I shut down everything except that fucking Disney princess generator! Which, what the fucking shit, why did this program do this to me.
First I did Steve and Danny as princesses:
Frustrated by the lack of available camo, Steve did the best he could...
...while Danny, ever professional, rolled his eyes at Steve's antic and made do with the closest thing he could find to a tie.
Then, because John and Sherlock were on the brain, I did them too:
Sherlock, after a split-second of consideration, couldn't see any reason not to dress as provocatively as possible--the better with which to cause tongue-tied confessions of guilt, dontchaknow--but, of course, donned latex gloves when handling the stolen merch...
...while John said "Fuck this" and went with the closest thing he could find to khakis, sensible shoes, and a hideous jumper.
And then I was going to do Arthur and Eames, but, in a moment of half-asleep four AM madness, said to myself, "JIZZY, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU WROTE THAT WHOLE FIC WHERE ARTHUR WAS DISNEY PRINCESSES."
So you guys don't get to see the princess version of Eames. You do get to see every princess Arthur was in A Whole New World, though.
Arthur and the Beast:
Arthur as Jasmine (what, the title of that movie is Aladdin, I COULD NOT JUST INSERT ARTHUR'S NAME CLEVERLY IN THERE SOMEWHERE except as....Arthurladdin...) ARTHURLADDIN:
CinderArthur/Arthurella (THERE YOU GO, cobweb_diamond):
Sleeping Arthur:
aaaaand Snow Arthur & The Seven Dwarves (which, look, I did my best, but it's not exactly easy to mimic Snow White's costume in that thing, okay?):
THIS HAS BEEN TODAY'S EPISODE OF "WHY THE HELL DO YOU READ THIS LIVEJOURNAL, OBVIOUSLY GYZYM IS OUT OF HER MIND." Tune in next week for, uh, more of same, although hopefully with increased sleep and decreased fucking princesses. I'm off to clean all of the things and then I will be back, writing Steve/Danny words until the cows come home. I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING AN AWESOME SATURDAY ♥!