Comments | gyzym: with my sincerest apologies to bob woodward and carl bernstein

gyzym

with my sincerest apologies to bob woodward and carl bernstein

Mar 27, 2011 14:18

I wish there was a better way to explain what's going on under the cut then "hermette humors/encourages me while I make horrible jokes about Watergate, All The President's Men, and Deep Throat." I wish that so much.

But. Uh. ( There's not. )

bob woodward hates me now, sorry history, oh god what even is this, hermette is love

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robanybody March 27 2011, 18:32:04 UTC

If only history was taught this way. I'd die of lols, but holy shit, it would be hilarious!

gyzym March 27 2011, 18:39:27 UTC

I too am sad that this is not how history is taught. MAYBE I'LL REWRITE HOWARD ZINN LIKE THIS, AND GET STONED TO DEATH BY REAL HISTORIANS.

robanybody March 27 2011, 18:41:26 UTC

I WILL USE MY UMBRELLA TO PROTECT YOU FROM ANGRY HISTORIANS BECAUSE I WANT TO LEARN HISTORY LIKE THIS. FUCK REALITY.

gyzym March 27 2011, 18:46:17 UTC

FFHSJDK WELL I JUST LIKE. SO MUCH OF HISTORY IS JUST LIKE DHGDJFHDS LOL OH MY GOD LOL FOREVER.

Really I just want to rewrite history from the POV of that one sane guy in every room.

Boston Tea Party:
WAIT, WAIT, DO YOU THINK WE COULD MAYBE TRY A LESS STUPID PLAN THAN THROWING THE TEA INTO THE RIVER, I LIKE TEA BUT MAYBE THE FISH DON'T, THAT'S A VALUABLE COMMODITY YOU'RE TOSSING OUT THERE, SERIOUSLY CAN I JUST SNATCH SOME EARL GREY BEFORE YOU...oh. Okay. Fine. Be like that.

sheafrotherdon March 27 2011, 21:15:11 UTC

*cough*

gyzym March 27 2011, 21:18:13 UTC

Oooooonly kidding, I swear to god :D

Also I HAD NOT SEEN THAT BEFORE AND IT IS GLORIOUS

sheafrotherdon March 27 2011, 21:19:51 UTC

Oh, dude, I am in agreement! Especially about the tea party! And I can't TELL you how nuts the portrayal of the tea party that the Tea Party runs with makes me because it's ALL WRONG.

And that is when I have to have some beer. :D

gyzym March 27 2011, 21:22:21 UTC

DUDE, DJHFSDJKF HAVE YOU SEEN THE SECOND CITY SKIT ABOUT THE TEA PARTY, oh my god I saw them live in Chicago this summer and I don't know if the skit's on Youtube or not but jdfhsdjk oh my god, I am going to look for, IT'S THIS ENTIRE THING ABOUT HOW RIDICULOUS IT IS, DONE IN THE STYLE OF A MICHAEL BUBLE SONG, I CANNOT EVEN EXPLAIN. I will try to find it for you.

Also what do I have to pay you to write epic masterpieces of Professor Danny for the rest of forever?

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