OH MY FUCKING GOD WHITE COLLAR
ALRIGHT GUYS LOOK. LOOK. I KNOW I HAVEN'T POSTED IN FOREVER AND I KNOW I GOT BUSY AND ABANDONED EVERYTHING AND I KNOW I JUMPED SHIP FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES AWHILE AGO AND I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM. SOMETIMES LIFE HAPPENS AND SOMETIMES SHIT GETS CRAZY AND SOMETIMES ROBERT DOWNEY JR AND BENEDICT CUMBERPATCH ARE REALLY PRETTY AND I GOT DISTRACTED.
BUT.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN. THAT I HAVE NOT. BEEN WATCHING WHITE COLLAR.
OKAY. OKAY. I CANNOT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS. LET ME FIRST SAY:
OMFG MOZZIE!!!
J. EDGAR HOOVER WAS HERE. THE SECRET MEETING CODES WITH PETER. THURSDAY HAS A VIEW. THE FACT THAT IN THE DAMN FINALE HE CALLED PETER BECAUSE NEAL WAS BEING STUPID OH MY GOD MOZZIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I DO I DO I REALLY DO. PLEASE FUCKING LIVE BECAUSE I WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING WEEP IF YOU DON'T.
NEAL. THE WRITING ON NEAL THIS SEASON. THE STEADY EBB AND FLOW OF HIS BREAKDOWN AND HIS CONSTANT EFFORT TO KEEP IT TOGETHER AND HEY, CHARCOAL ON HIS FACE IN THAT LAST EPISODE, I DO BELIEVE I CALLED THAT OR SOMETHING LIKE IT, NOT THAT I ENDED UP REMEMBERING TO POST THAT FIC HERE, WHOOPS, SHOULD GET ON THAT. THE CI-OFF. THE DRESSING OF PETER AND THE KOBE BEEF AND THE LEVEL OF HO-YAY THEY'VE ALLOWED IN THIS SEASON JESUS CHRIST. JESUS. CHRIST.
EL. THE GREEN SCREEN SUCKED BUT YOU LOOK FUCKING GREAT FOR HAVING POPPED OUT A KID PRACTICALLY LAST WEEK AND YOU STILL FUCKING ROCK. NATCH. AND FUCKING DIANA AND JUNE AND SERIOUSLY DIANA AND ALL THE WOMEN ON THIS SHOW ARE FUCKING DSJKDFNJDSKLFNSDKJFNDSJKFSDF AMAZINGLY HOT AND TALENTED AND BRILLIANT DJFSDFDSJFSDK. EXCEPT THAT SARA PERSON I COULD HAVE REAAAALLY LIVED WITHOUT HER.
AND PETER. I DID NOT THINK THAT MAN COULD GET ANY HOTTER AND I WAS FUCKING WRONG AND DNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFD. THAT IS ALL I CAN POSSIBLY SAY ABOUT THAT.
I AM FUCKING WRITING SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET BUT I FUCKING AM. I AM STILL BUSY AS FUCK AND I SHOULDN'T BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. IT'S HAPPENING. I AM COMING THE FUCK BACK YOU GUYS. I CANNOT FUCKING RESIST. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION.
BUT.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN. THAT I HAVE NOT. BEEN WATCHING WHITE COLLAR.
OKAY. OKAY. I CANNOT REMEMBER HOW TO TURN OFF MY CAPS. LET ME FIRST SAY:
OMFG MOZZIE!!!
J. EDGAR HOOVER WAS HERE. THE SECRET MEETING CODES WITH PETER. THURSDAY HAS A VIEW. THE FACT THAT IN THE DAMN FINALE HE CALLED PETER BECAUSE NEAL WAS BEING STUPID OH MY GOD MOZZIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I DO I DO I REALLY DO. PLEASE FUCKING LIVE BECAUSE I WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING WEEP IF YOU DON'T.
NEAL. THE WRITING ON NEAL THIS SEASON. THE STEADY EBB AND FLOW OF HIS BREAKDOWN AND HIS CONSTANT EFFORT TO KEEP IT TOGETHER AND HEY, CHARCOAL ON HIS FACE IN THAT LAST EPISODE, I DO BELIEVE I CALLED THAT OR SOMETHING LIKE IT, NOT THAT I ENDED UP REMEMBERING TO POST THAT FIC HERE, WHOOPS, SHOULD GET ON THAT. THE CI-OFF. THE DRESSING OF PETER AND THE KOBE BEEF AND THE LEVEL OF HO-YAY THEY'VE ALLOWED IN THIS SEASON JESUS CHRIST. JESUS. CHRIST.
EL. THE GREEN SCREEN SUCKED BUT YOU LOOK FUCKING GREAT FOR HAVING POPPED OUT A KID PRACTICALLY LAST WEEK AND YOU STILL FUCKING ROCK. NATCH. AND FUCKING DIANA AND JUNE AND SERIOUSLY DIANA AND ALL THE WOMEN ON THIS SHOW ARE FUCKING DSJKDFNJDSKLFNSDKJFNDSJKFSDF AMAZINGLY HOT AND TALENTED AND BRILLIANT DJFSDFDSJFSDK. EXCEPT THAT SARA PERSON I COULD HAVE REAAAALLY LIVED WITHOUT HER.
AND PETER. I DID NOT THINK THAT MAN COULD GET ANY HOTTER AND I WAS FUCKING WRONG AND DNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFDDNFSDJFNSDJKLFNDSKJFSDJFDHJFDSFHDSJFHSDFJDBHFJSDBFJHDBFSHDJKBFDHJFBSHDJFBDSHKJFBJSDHFBDSFDHJBFJHKSDFBDKSHFBDSKFHJSFBDJSHKBFDSJHKFBDKHSJFBSFBDJHSFD. THAT IS ALL I CAN POSSIBLY SAY ABOUT THAT.
I AM FUCKING WRITING SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET BUT I FUCKING AM. I AM STILL BUSY AS FUCK AND I SHOULDN'T BUT I DON'T FUCKING CARE. IT'S HAPPENING. I AM COMING THE FUCK BACK YOU GUYS. I CANNOT FUCKING RESIST. JESUS CHRIST THIS IS THE BEST SHOW ON TELEVISION.