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Dear Weather,
75% HUMIDITY IS SO NOT ACCEPTABLE. JESUS CHRIST, I MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING SWIMMING. WHO GETS HEAT LIGHTNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY?
RAIN, MOTHERFUCKER. RAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN.
SERIOUSLY,
ME
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Dear Mystery Sub Sandwich That Is Being Brought For Me,
I am excited about you, I am grateful for you, please please please don't turn out to be tuna. So not feeling tuna today, but beggars cannot be choosers. BE A MEAT SAMMICH, SAMMICH.
Please?
Me
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Dear Puppy,
You are not actually a puppy, you are almost 7 years old, and if you keep barking like that those skunks are going to come and skunk you. That's what's gonna happen. I know it, you know it, the skunks know it. PLEASE DON'T GET SKUNKED, JERRY, THAT WOULD BE SUCH A BUMMER.
Kisses,
Me
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Dear Brother,
Did we actually stay up until 3:30 watching Dude Where's My Car and Tropic Thunder last night? I'm pretty sure we did. I'm also pretty sure we rewound the part of TT where RDJ says "WE'RE LOST, WE'RE FUCKING SUPER LOST" and watched it like 10 time.
You're awesome. Don't ever change.
But you should probably get up it's 2 PM,
Me
75% HUMIDITY IS SO NOT ACCEPTABLE. JESUS CHRIST, I MIGHT AS WELL BE FUCKING SWIMMING. WHO GETS HEAT LIGHTNING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING DAY?
RAIN, MOTHERFUCKER. RAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN.
SERIOUSLY,
ME
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Dear Mystery Sub Sandwich That Is Being Brought For Me,
I am excited about you, I am grateful for you, please please please don't turn out to be tuna. So not feeling tuna today, but beggars cannot be choosers. BE A MEAT SAMMICH, SAMMICH.
Please?
Me
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Dear Puppy,
You are not actually a puppy, you are almost 7 years old, and if you keep barking like that those skunks are going to come and skunk you. That's what's gonna happen. I know it, you know it, the skunks know it. PLEASE DON'T GET SKUNKED, JERRY, THAT WOULD BE SUCH A BUMMER.
Kisses,
Me
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Dear Brother,
Did we actually stay up until 3:30 watching Dude Where's My Car and Tropic Thunder last night? I'm pretty sure we did. I'm also pretty sure we rewound the part of TT where RDJ says "WE'RE LOST, WE'RE FUCKING SUPER LOST" and watched it like 10 time.
You're awesome. Don't ever change.
But you should probably get up it's 2 PM,
Me