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Okay. That's it. Today is a terrible day and it can go to hell.
First there was the good morning hiccups which lasted for 45 minutes. "Fine, today," I said, "fine." I got dressed hiccuping, I brushed my teeth hiccuping, I drove downtown hiccuping, I bought a cup of coffee hiccuping. The barista probably thought I was drunk, but whatever. It was cool. I hiccuped until a dude on a bike nearly ran the fuck over me on my way into the office and SCARED ME SHITLESS, and then, thank god, they were gone.
"Okay, today," I said, "perhaps you are looking up."
IN ADDITION TO BEING TERRIBLE, TODAY IS ALSO A FUCKING LIAR FOR LETTING ME BELIEVE THAT.
Ugh I don't even have time to bitch about everything else that has gone wrong so I will spare you guys but jsjebebeidiwjebbrosojc. I want to curl up under my desk and cry.
FUCK YOU, TODAY. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
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