Some quick letters to the universe
Dear Universe,
You know, until today I'd never experienced the joy of waking up with the hiccups before.
Wait, I'm sorry, did I say joy? I meant SCREAMING UNENDING IRRITATION OH MY FUCKING GOD.
MAKE. IT. STOP,
ME
Dear Everyone Waiting for the Rest of TA!Holmes,
I AM SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. What I'd like to do is blow off my bosses and clients and wrap this shit up for you, but alas, it must wait til after 5 PM. But it's coming, guys. Tonight or tomorrow. It's coming.
You guys are such the best,
Me
You know, until today I'd never experienced the joy of waking up with the hiccups before.
Wait, I'm sorry, did I say joy? I meant SCREAMING UNENDING IRRITATION OH MY FUCKING GOD.
MAKE. IT. STOP,
ME
Dear Everyone Waiting for the Rest of TA!Holmes,
I AM SORRY, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK. What I'd like to do is blow off my bosses and clients and wrap this shit up for you, but alas, it must wait til after 5 PM. But it's coming, guys. Tonight or tomorrow. It's coming.
You guys are such the best,
Me