Sherlock Holmes Fic: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Two; Holmes/Watson; R)

[gyzym]

Title: History, Repeating Itself (Chapter Two)
Rating: R
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (currently pre-slash)
Warnings: Alcohol and marijuana use, general debauchery, copious use of coarse language
Spoilers: None, except for Chapter One of this story.
Author's Notes: This is a fill for an AWESOME prompt at shkinkmeme; both the prompt and the fill thread can be found

Comments

[blacktablet]

Something on the screen growled and he waved the WiiMote behind his back, killing an approaching zombie with perfect accuracy.

Of course he would. Holmes playing zombie killing games, asdfghjk. And typing with one hand. There is only one thing to ask: can I please please please marry him? *glee*

I like cock. I try not to let it run my life.

Best. Sentence. Ever.

"You're already in my phone that way," he said, grinning triumphantly. "So it's much too late--ooh, starfruit. What do you think that tastes like?"

What ADD, where? The grocery store scene is one of the funniest so far, although I totally get Holmes's curiosity concerning foods he hasn't tried but would like to just for the hell of it.

He's lucky I was so quick to understand his language. No one sane would have taken that for the peace offering it was.

<3

"You're going to get explosion on it."

"Watson," he said, smiling at me, "that sentence didn't even make sense. You've got to start sleeping."

I must be overtired because Watson made complete sense to me. *g* I like how the whole thing Watson has for Holmes hasn't gone anywhere yet and it's only obviously present because he's our narrator.

Aww, I totally understand the reaction to beds and televisions and-- er. I just had a Very Important Exam this Monday, for which I studied for a couple of months, that probably explains it.

Still loving this, could read your writing for hours and hours and hours, have a snack, and then read some more. (No, wait, I'd probably just eat at the comp and try to avoid getting crumbs on the keypad.) Looking forward to the next part!

[gyzym]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR LOVELY COMMENTS. Seriously, both this and the first one (which I will answer properly when I am not frantically pounding out a new chapter of this) MADE MY DAY. I'm so glad you're enjoying the story!

Also, you are WELCOME to marry Holmes but you're gonna have to fight Watson for him. He was in the army, you know. And I don't know if you want him, he's got some pretty disgusting habits. Do you know he borrows Watson's toothbrush sometimes? Yeah, Watson doesn't know that either, but it's gonna be a BIG fight when he finds out.

[blacktablet]

That is two people in total whose day I made yesterday, then; I consider my work here done. But, seriously, pound out for as long as you need to, 'cos I doubt that the people reading this will go anywhere. :D

Borrowing toothbrushes? Eww-- wait, okay, a friend of mine has borrowed my toothbrush once or twice (which, uh, you prolly didn't need to know but it's rather late and my thoughts are running away from me again). I reckon he'd be a lot happier with Watson, though, so... *dramatic sigh* I suppose I could do with just reading about him. (I not-so-secretly lol'd at the toothbrush borrowing because OH HOLMES. ♥)