White Collar; Fic; Dice or No Dice; NC-17

[gyzym]

I was fooling around on the kinkmeme (NOT, as I mistakenly called it in a conversation earlier, the KINMEME, which would be a different meme indeed) yesterday, and I came across a lovely prompt. Anon asked for something involving my favorite OT3 and backpalming or cup-and-balling, a la the hilarious webcast with Tim and Matt

Comments

[secretsolitaire]

Man. How do you crank out such good porn so fast? *enjoys every word of it*

[gyzym]

It's a disease. It's called SpeedPornitis; those with this affliction are overcome several times a day with REALLY DISTRACTING mental images that can only be banished by writing them out and posting them on the internet. ALAS, IT IS A HARD LIFE I LEAD, FULL OF SUFFERING AND WOE AND PORN.

BUT! THERE IS HOPE. They are working on a cure at St. Jude's right now! If you want to donate, please call 1-800-STOP-PRN, or shoot off an email to seriouslyhelpme@itotallymadethisup.com :D

[ursula4x]

BUT! THERE IS HOPE. They are working on a cure at St. Jude's right now! If you want to donate, please call 1-800-STOP-PRN, or shoot off an email to seriouslyhelpme@itotallymadethisup.com :D

Bad news. The disease must spread like zombie bites. I sent a donation and they sent me porn.

[gyzym]

DAMN IT, I told those doctors to wear Hazmat suits.

[speccygeekgrrl]

How is this disease transmitted, and will you please cough on me to see if that works?

[gyzym]

Um, as far as I am aware, it has something to do with prolonged exposure to the show White Collar, but I'm more than happy to attempt to infect you :D