I gave a lap dance to a ninja Because that's how I roll.

[gyyagin]

Forward this back to me because I want to know what
> > yours says,
> >
> >
> >
> > Pick the month (number) you were born in:
> > 1----I fell in love with
> > 2----I ate a
> > 3----I smacked
> > 4----I sang to
> > 5----I gave my number to
> > 6----I murdered
> > 7----I shot
> > 8----I gave a lap dance to
> > 9----I choked on
> > 10---I bitched out
> > 11---I had sex with
> > 12---I humped
> >
> > Pick the day (number) you were born on:
> > 1-------A homeless guy
> > 2-------your mom
> > 3-------a banana
> > 4-------a fork
> > 5-------a Mexican
> > 6-------a gangster
> > 7-------a hooker
> > 8-------an ipod
> > 9-------my best friends boyfriend
> > 10-------a goat
> > 11-------my dog
> > 12-------a ninja
> > 13-------the computer
> > 14-------a football player
> > 15-------my neighbor
> > 16--- ----myself
> > 17-------a Jones soda
> > 18-------a llama
> > 19-------a pickle
> > 20-------a stuffed animal
> > 21-------a permanent marker
> > 22-------my dad
> > 23-------a condom
> > 24-------my psychiatrist
> > 25-------a policeman
> > 26-------my brother
> > 27-------my sister
> > 28-------a baseball bat
> > 29-------a DVD player
> > 30-------a paperclip
> > 31-------my cell phone
> >
> >
> > Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
> > White------Because I was high.
> > Black-------Because I was drunk.
> > Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.
> > Red---------Because the voices told me to.
> > Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want
> > Green------Because I hate myself.
> > Purple------Because I'm naked.
> > Gray--------Because that's how I roll.
> > Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
> > Orange----Because I hate my family.
> > Other-------Because that's how I roll.
> >
> > Now put that in the subject line and send to all of your
> > friends to make them laugh too!!!