this just made me giggle
> >A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a
> >sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
> >
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >10 MILES
> >
> >He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> >second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >5 MILES
> >
> >
> >
> >Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
> >drives past a third sign saying:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >NEXT RIGHT
> >
> >His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
> >the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
> >next to the door reading:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >
> >He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
> >in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
> >
> >He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> >possibly doing business...."
> >
> >"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> >passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed
> >door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
> >
> >He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> >the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
> >through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
> >
> >He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
> >through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he
> >finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
> >
> >GO IN PEACE.
> >YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
> >RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
> >sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
> >
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >10 MILES
> >
> >He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without
> >second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >5 MILES
> >
> >
> >
> >Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and
> >drives past a third sign saying:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
> >NEXT RIGHT
> >
> >His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On
> >the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
> >next to the door reading:
> >
> >SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
> >
> >He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun
> >in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"
> >
> >He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
> >possibly doing business...."
> >
> >"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding
> >passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed
> >door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."
> >
> >He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
> >the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go
> >through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
> >
> >He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips
> >through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he
> >finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
> >
> >GO IN PEACE.
> >YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU
> >RIGHT, YOU SINNER.