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So, lately, I've been asked the same damn questions and I'm getting really, really, really tired of it. So, here is an FAQ, read it and STOP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS!!!
Are you back in Boulder?
Ugh, no. For the last time, I'M NOT BACK IN BOULDER! Granted I am there every weekend I have not moved back completely. The reason being is that I apply for nursing school in the winter, therefore indicating that I will be attending nursing school next fall and since there aren't any nursing schools in Boulder...don't you think it'd be a little silly for me to move back up there?
What's your major?
It's pre-health with a minor in physics and math and a little geek XD
Don't you hate living at home since you're 19? Don't you feel pathetic?
I'm not going to lie, I really don't enjoy living at home but to be quite honest that's not the reason I feel pathetic. There are other reasons for that..one being just my life kind of is slow now =\ My parents don't care when I go out and for how long or who I'm with...maybe they don't love me...who knows. But it isn't that bad. I don't have to pay for my comfy bed (:
Hey, your friend Amelia is hot, invite her up! (not really a question, but I hear it a lot)
That's nice. How about you act like the college students you claim to be and fucking call her yourself! Jesus. Plus, Amelia and I have gone our separate ways so it'd be a little weird to call her up for a bunch of boys she really isn't interested in! (sorry, but it's the truth)
Are you and Ryan still together even though he's 1152.23 miles away from your arms?
YES! WE ARE STILL TOGETHER! CHECK THE GODDAMN FACEBOOK!
Yes, he did leave for school but we both think we're mature enough to handle this situation, so take your opinions about my long distance relationship and shove them up your tiny little asshole, okay?!? We have talked about this plenty during the summer and well, if it works it works, if it doesn't well..whatever. But it's OUR relationship, not everyone elses! (this is directed to one person in particular..doubt he reads this anyways) and I think it'll work. You and I didn't work because you suck and were a horrible boyfriend that treated me like a skank and quite frankly I'm sick of your opinions being thrown at me all the time...specially WHEN I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!
Are you worried about Ryan scoring some hot, skanky Ohioan ass?!
lol. Well, it has crossed my mind. I mean, he's a drunk cowboy that totally rocks the boots (mmm) but he drinks a lot and then he puts his aviators on and at that point you can't really understand the words that come out of his mouth...so, not really actually. Plus, hot girl...in Ohio? HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Why are you a lush?
Because beer is good and fills my wittle tummy up with delicious foam.
How do you know so many guys? You're a skank, AREN'T YOU!
Define skank. And here's a little story. Once upon a time, a girl...went to college....and...made....FRIENDS! And yes, most of them are boys, but I'd rather talk about banging skanky girls, poop and x than gossiping about some ho that was doing a keg stand and then slept with you, you and probably you. Seriously...think about it.
Are you and John together?
Well first off, I'm with Ryan still (seriously, even when you were wasting time scrolling down the page!! WE ARE STILL TOGETHER!) and I don't have the energy to keep up two boyfriends (they get cranky then) and John and I did date a long time ago...when he payed for my first lap dance, but now we are bff (WE HAVE THE BRACELETS!!) and nothing else. Though, he needs to score some fine CU ass...so, that's my goal for this year...GET JOHN VALDEZ A GIRLFRIEND!
Are you back in Boulder?
Ugh, no. For the last time, I'M NOT BACK IN BOULDER! Granted I am there every weekend I have not moved back completely. The reason being is that I apply for nursing school in the winter, therefore indicating that I will be attending nursing school next fall and since there aren't any nursing schools in Boulder...don't you think it'd be a little silly for me to move back up there?
What's your major?
It's pre-health with a minor in physics and math and a little geek XD
Don't you hate living at home since you're 19? Don't you feel pathetic?
I'm not going to lie, I really don't enjoy living at home but to be quite honest that's not the reason I feel pathetic. There are other reasons for that..one being just my life kind of is slow now =\ My parents don't care when I go out and for how long or who I'm with...maybe they don't love me...who knows. But it isn't that bad. I don't have to pay for my comfy bed (:
Hey, your friend Amelia is hot, invite her up! (not really a question, but I hear it a lot)
That's nice. How about you act like the college students you claim to be and fucking call her yourself! Jesus. Plus, Amelia and I have gone our separate ways so it'd be a little weird to call her up for a bunch of boys she really isn't interested in! (sorry, but it's the truth)
Are you and Ryan still together even though he's 1152.23 miles away from your arms?
YES! WE ARE STILL TOGETHER! CHECK THE GODDAMN FACEBOOK!
Yes, he did leave for school but we both think we're mature enough to handle this situation, so take your opinions about my long distance relationship and shove them up your tiny little asshole, okay?!? We have talked about this plenty during the summer and well, if it works it works, if it doesn't well..whatever. But it's OUR relationship, not everyone elses! (this is directed to one person in particular..doubt he reads this anyways) and I think it'll work. You and I didn't work because you suck and were a horrible boyfriend that treated me like a skank and quite frankly I'm sick of your opinions being thrown at me all the time...specially WHEN I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE!!!!
Are you worried about Ryan scoring some hot, skanky Ohioan ass?!
lol. Well, it has crossed my mind. I mean, he's a drunk cowboy that totally rocks the boots (mmm) but he drinks a lot and then he puts his aviators on and at that point you can't really understand the words that come out of his mouth...so, not really actually. Plus, hot girl...in Ohio? HAHAHHAHAHAHA.
Why are you a lush?
Because beer is good and fills my wittle tummy up with delicious foam.
How do you know so many guys? You're a skank, AREN'T YOU!
Define skank. And here's a little story. Once upon a time, a girl...went to college....and...made....FRIENDS! And yes, most of them are boys, but I'd rather talk about banging skanky girls, poop and x than gossiping about some ho that was doing a keg stand and then slept with you, you and probably you. Seriously...think about it.
Are you and John together?
Well first off, I'm with Ryan still (seriously, even when you were wasting time scrolling down the page!! WE ARE STILL TOGETHER!) and I don't have the energy to keep up two boyfriends (they get cranky then) and John and I did date a long time ago...when he payed for my first lap dance, but now we are bff (WE HAVE THE BRACELETS!!) and nothing else. Though, he needs to score some fine CU ass...so, that's my goal for this year...GET JOHN VALDEZ A GIRLFRIEND!