screw you murphy

Feb 27, 2009 16:39

Why is it when you get sick that the difficulty of everything  is increased exponentially by 20?

Today I figured I'd stay home and get spring cleaning done while I'm nursing a head cold.  Here are my experiences:

1. Everything I touch falls over
2.  I can't find anything and wind up traipsing back and forth between rooms over and over again
3.  my rechargable batteries all stopped recharging at once
4.  I got my period on top of my head cold (earmuffs, guys)
5.  What I thought were airtight containers on my porch were in fact not.  Everything inside is covered with an inch of green, fuzzy mold and is soaking in water.  Contents included the last worldly possessions of my dad, my last remaining childhood possessions and my grandmother's antique handkerchiefs.
6. I can't walk three feet without blowing my nose.  Thus making going to get things nay impossible.  Which is bad when you're down to your last two rolls of TP.

ARGH.

sick

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