Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I stole
noaimiloa's purse (-30 points). In February I helped
youcallhersusie across the street (6 points). In March I set
stegzy's puppy on fire (-66 points). In August I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Thursday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-167 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
gypsynash