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Ultimate Nerd Survey.
1. Can you name or discuss the plots of more than 10 Star Trek episodes?: I don't remember the episode names...
Have you seen all of the Star Trek films?: Yes, Captain.
...in one 48 hour period?: It's worse than that it's dead, Jim.
Do you refer to the various "Treks" as "TOS" (The Original Series), "TNG" (: Logically.
Have you ever argued with someone over which "Trek" is better?: It was not an argument. We were merely debating...
Have you ever argued over who was a better commander of the Enterprise?: I'd say me but I wouldn't look as good as some other girls in a Starfleet uniform..
Have you ever felt the urge to learn the Klingon language?: It might be useful to know if you got pulled over for road rage. Gee, officer, I was just practicing Klingon.
Have you ever been to a trek convention?: Nope! That's it - I'm not a nerd yet. I've never been to convention. Does that make me unconventional?
Have you ever owned a pair of Spock ears (Star Trek)?: You Can Buy Those????
Can you count in binary?: Binary? Fascinating. All those zeros and ones. Very logical. (that means my answer is no)
Can you count in hexadecimal?: Is that a form of black magick?
Can you count in Roman numerals?: I II III IV V VI VII VIII IX X yep
Do you know Schroedinger's Equation?: Would have to invoke the great god Google.
Have you ever solved Schroedinger's Equation?: Um...
...for fun?: petaQ (here's a hint - that word is Klingon)
Do you know the difference between a scalar and a vector?: What's your vector, Victor?
Do you know what a "reverse polish notation" calculator is?: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important
Can you name the first nine elements of the periodic table in order?: earth, air, fire, water, spirit, rock, paper, scissors, lizard, spock
Can you translate more than half the chemical symbols into the name of the: This question was being posed by an Extra. And we all know what that means.
Do you know how your car's engine works?: I put that thing in that place and turn it and theres a grring sound and then I move that stick thingy and turn the wheel...
Do you own an encyclopedia?: Nope.
Have you ever read an encyclopedia entry that you weren't researching?: yeah - I was trying to figure out exactly what a poop deck is.
Have you ever wanted to know something for no apparent reason?: The answer is in the question. I wanted to know.
Have you ever been laughed at for wanting to know something?: Is a bear catholic?
Have you ever referred to a ruler as a "straight-edge"?: Captain Kirk's middle name is Tiberius. One of the more interesting Caesars..
Have you ever said "quartz crystal"?: Is this a trick question?
Have you ever called something a "print out" or "hard copy"?: Yep. That's it - I really am a nerd...
Have you ever referred to a curve/object as hyperbolic, parabolic, etc.?: hyperparabolic? I wonder if there's therapy for that?
Do you feel your vocabulary is larger than most people's?: Onomatopoeia
Acronyms....
RADAR?: Coolest bird ever
MODEM?: They was gettin pretty long
RAM?: My sister
DNA?: deoxyribonucleic acid - no I didn't google that.
ATP?: Another Ten Pesos, Senor
NADP?: Someone with a cold asking to take a nap...
CRT?: I liked Night CRT - Bull rocks!
CRC?: See our sea - I grew up in the south so I can translate pretty well.
STP?: GO!
NORAD?: north american aerospace defense
RPG?: role playing game (hi Cola)
Have you ever bought something from Radio Shack?: When I was young and foolish...
Do you know what an oscilloscope does?: oscillates?
Have you ever used an oscilloscope?: A Moose once bit my sister...
Do you own an oscilloscope?: no, really.
Have you ever used a microscope?: Duh!
Do you own a microscope?: Lost it in a poker game.
Have you ever used a telescope?: Yep
Do you own any remote controlled vehicles?: Never play poker with a Vulcan!
Have you ever used a rare earth element?: No, but I used to listen to Canned Heat...
Do you own a slinky?: Captain's Log (it's big, it's heavy, it's wood)
Does a slinky make you think about oscillations?: My private life is none of your business.
Are your socks unmatched?: Unparalleled in any dimension.
Do you own a digital watch?: A couple of mice told me the answer is 42.
...that plays music?: I have clown music in my head!
Have you ever quoted a piece of literature from memory?: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Have you ever eaten pizza cold?: Nasty!
Is any leftover delivery food currently residing in your refrigerator?: Nope. But I have homemade leftovers! Just waiting to be put into the early-stage-replicator.
Have you ever commented on the lack of intellectual ability found in a "JEO: The Force is strong with me.
Have you ever contemplated the meaning of life/existence of God?: 42
Have you ever thought about extra dimensions/parallel universes?: In a parallel universe I'm married with 5 kids wishing I was single.
Have you come to any conclusions about UFO's/life on other planets?: I want to Believe!!!
Have you ever thought about reviving the dead?: I'd be a great Abhorsen!
Have you ever argued with someone over which of two computer types/OS's i: Another question posed by an Extra!
Prefered lightsaber color?: Purple. And I'd have the moon phase all around the hilt.
What is the significance of carbonite?: Ask me in binary.
What is "Star Wait"?: it's call waiting service for inter-stellar communication (i.e. I have no idea)
Have you ever dressed up for a Star Wars event?: I must have left my tricorder in my other uniform (snap)
Have you ever gone opening day to see a Star Wars movie?: Yes.
What was George Lucas' first film?: The Emperor (okay, okay I googled it)
What's your favorite Star Wars planet?: Well it ain't Alderaan.
Is this survey retarded?: Kinda. But I'm trying to take my mind off something and it's working.
Do you feel like a major dork for taking it to the end?: No way. I always go all the way. Wait a minute... (I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue)
Why the hell are you taking this survey?: It was that or deal with the Ferengi. I Hate Ferengi!!
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