Flirtations at Wally World
Ahhhh noting like a sweet ass, young buck, crack me up, 21 yr old hottie sales man in the parking lot of wally world to spark some excitment in my afternoon.
Newsflash... after just having spent a distressingly large sum of money at sam's place..and no i didnt even get a monitor... I was pushing my over stuffed cart to my car and staring at the reciept, dumbfounded, and this person.. *the aformentioned young buck* comes up and says "do you need a calculator, cause i am sure they over charged you." I look up and there is this cute thang grinning at me. And I'm like.. ok how do I know this sweet little morsel and why can't i remember him. *chuckles*
He talks so fast my head spins, and I get the drift that he is one of those college students with nothing better to do but hock something over the summer. Turns out his is a budding disk jockey and blah blah blah..flirt flirt flirt his name is Cole, sexual innudendos flying so fast i cant remember them, but I am laffin cause how can this be happening in the parking lot of walmart...
I find out hes selling magainzes subscriptions and can win a trip to London or Paris which hes sorry he cant take me because he sees Im married, and that I am kewl because I have a shark tooth necklace on. LOL Which i proceeed to tell him was my mothers day gift from my six yr old. I say most moms get flowers..kewl moms like me get shark teeth. LOL He says "you have kids?? you are too skinny to have kids, you are a hot mommy." Ok, I love this sexy little thing! can i keep him?? I laff and reply thanks I work hard on that. He starts in on his speal and says he first he has edible underwear in 7 different colors.. I look at him and laff and say.. gadgets yes.. edible undies ..no. He laffs cause its my turn to finally catch him off guard.
He tells me has all kinds of magazines, but no playgirl or playboy cause there is no pron allowed in he walmart parking lot. Then he says "guess what i got my girlfriend for her birthday".. i said what.. it had better have been something good. He says.. "do you really want to know?" I said ya.. he says a toy. LMAO I said Rock On and high fived him. Hes from Indiana..and I said, " well good of you to take care of her while your away." The conversation was hilarious. He even told me he is for hire and does house work in a red g string and god knows what else.. he talked so fast. I looked at him and said.. Your yummy.. Im taking you home with me. LOL I swear to god he blushed.
So I'm buying magazines and I say.. so Cole how old are you.. Hes 21,.of course. I swear Tiger must only be 25 or something cause she has a thing for these young little morsels...lol He asks me my age I say almost 34 ..which he relplies " really? thought I was only 26 or maybe 28." Why doesnt this happen to me more often? He shows me his tattoo on his arm of a little dj guy and I say I want one too. He says, ya kewl chics like you usually have tattos..lol This kinda shit just doesnt happen to me everyday. So I just had to share with you all. It better than listening to me bitch. *chuckles*
So somehow I spent $50 on two two year magazine subscriptions, which I did need cause the ones i had expired cause I never send those things back when they come in the mail. Why should I, they dont come with a sexy ass 21 yr old sales man. He then helps me put all my shit in my car and we have more small talk. He hugs me goodbye and makes me pinky swear that if any other sales man comes up to me and asks me to buy magazines I will say "I already had Cole in the parking lot and my needs are satisfied". Oh and he says to me.. whats a noodle and a woman have in common.. they both wiggle when you eat them. I smirk and say..mhmm that they do. He waves goodbye and says I need more women out here like you...they are usually all uptight grumpy things. then he says, and tell your husband I'm jealous.
I get in my car and am thinking.. ok how did Tiger get to walmart?? I don't know.. but lordy why cant I take him home with me. sheesh At least I had 10 minutes of fun to help me forget about spending too much frickin money.. plus and extra $50 at the land of Sam.
BTW..he was the second guy to notice my shark tooth today. lol On my way IN to wally.. i was accosted by a much sweeter young thang who asked me to sign a petition about casinos in our town.. lol and then he commented on my kewl necklace. Boy.. I will have to thank Troy for this babe magnet.
*salutes* Tiger gets to go shopping more often. Thats all for now.
Newsflash... after just having spent a distressingly large sum of money at sam's place..and no i didnt even get a monitor... I was pushing my over stuffed cart to my car and staring at the reciept, dumbfounded, and this person.. *the aformentioned young buck* comes up and says "do you need a calculator, cause i am sure they over charged you." I look up and there is this cute thang grinning at me. And I'm like.. ok how do I know this sweet little morsel and why can't i remember him. *chuckles*
He talks so fast my head spins, and I get the drift that he is one of those college students with nothing better to do but hock something over the summer. Turns out his is a budding disk jockey and blah blah blah..flirt flirt flirt his name is Cole, sexual innudendos flying so fast i cant remember them, but I am laffin cause how can this be happening in the parking lot of walmart...
I find out hes selling magainzes subscriptions and can win a trip to London or Paris which hes sorry he cant take me because he sees Im married, and that I am kewl because I have a shark tooth necklace on. LOL Which i proceeed to tell him was my mothers day gift from my six yr old. I say most moms get flowers..kewl moms like me get shark teeth. LOL He says "you have kids?? you are too skinny to have kids, you are a hot mommy." Ok, I love this sexy little thing! can i keep him?? I laff and reply thanks I work hard on that. He starts in on his speal and says he first he has edible underwear in 7 different colors.. I look at him and laff and say.. gadgets yes.. edible undies ..no. He laffs cause its my turn to finally catch him off guard.
He tells me has all kinds of magazines, but no playgirl or playboy cause there is no pron allowed in he walmart parking lot. Then he says "guess what i got my girlfriend for her birthday".. i said what.. it had better have been something good. He says.. "do you really want to know?" I said ya.. he says a toy. LMAO I said Rock On and high fived him. Hes from Indiana..and I said, " well good of you to take care of her while your away." The conversation was hilarious. He even told me he is for hire and does house work in a red g string and god knows what else.. he talked so fast. I looked at him and said.. Your yummy.. Im taking you home with me. LOL I swear to god he blushed.
So I'm buying magazines and I say.. so Cole how old are you.. Hes 21,.of course. I swear Tiger must only be 25 or something cause she has a thing for these young little morsels...lol He asks me my age I say almost 34 ..which he relplies " really? thought I was only 26 or maybe 28." Why doesnt this happen to me more often? He shows me his tattoo on his arm of a little dj guy and I say I want one too. He says, ya kewl chics like you usually have tattos..lol This kinda shit just doesnt happen to me everyday. So I just had to share with you all. It better than listening to me bitch. *chuckles*
So somehow I spent $50 on two two year magazine subscriptions, which I did need cause the ones i had expired cause I never send those things back when they come in the mail. Why should I, they dont come with a sexy ass 21 yr old sales man. He then helps me put all my shit in my car and we have more small talk. He hugs me goodbye and makes me pinky swear that if any other sales man comes up to me and asks me to buy magazines I will say "I already had Cole in the parking lot and my needs are satisfied". Oh and he says to me.. whats a noodle and a woman have in common.. they both wiggle when you eat them. I smirk and say..mhmm that they do. He waves goodbye and says I need more women out here like you...they are usually all uptight grumpy things. then he says, and tell your husband I'm jealous.
I get in my car and am thinking.. ok how did Tiger get to walmart?? I don't know.. but lordy why cant I take him home with me. sheesh At least I had 10 minutes of fun to help me forget about spending too much frickin money.. plus and extra $50 at the land of Sam.
BTW..he was the second guy to notice my shark tooth today. lol On my way IN to wally.. i was accosted by a much sweeter young thang who asked me to sign a petition about casinos in our town.. lol and then he commented on my kewl necklace. Boy.. I will have to thank Troy for this babe magnet.
*salutes* Tiger gets to go shopping more often. Thats all for now.