evil survey
evil survey. i'm back in town!
SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
the box of Yasmin. Which is empty.
2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
my entire wardrobe. When worn on me.
3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
clear. Two days ago.
4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE:
a mouse. To see if it would survive the whole nuclear thing. It did. It came out-it was hot-but it survived.
5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
I only know how to say, “this is my penis”
6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
I look GREAT in yellow. I am a yellow minx.
7. DO YOU SING?
too much.
8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
once, in a dream.
9. DO YOU SPIT?
when I brush my teeth because swallowing toothpaste is supposed to be bad for you. I can’t tell whether or not this question is supposed to be sexual.
10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
barely. I can get the very ends of the front part of my hair into the corner of my mouth.
11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
I don’t know how you can have a least favorite color. Puke yellow sucks pretty hard. But only when it has red chunks in it. I don’t know what to call that.
12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
yes. I kind of want them right now but don’t know where to procure them.
13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
piano. 13 years.
14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
I WISH.
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
yeah…he can do ANYTHING if he just puts his mind to it!
16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
nope.
17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
I think it was a snowman.
18. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
It rocked! Saturday-Victoria and Lake Quinolt! Sunday-puzzles and scattegories and Seattle and a porn party. My weekends aren’t normally this exciting.
19. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW?
I should be writing something and not doing this.
20. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
yes. a shiner like a diamond.
21. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
too many errands. I am tired.
22. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
they’re kind of over until about 11:30.
23. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
a dead plant maybe?
24. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
no…and it should say “Smurfette.” There was only one.
25. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
boredom.
26. DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
dried roses. Does that count?
27. If you could drink anything right this second what would it be?
thai iced yea.
28. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
my medal from the Grand Concours de Francais.
29. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
my neck itches. And it kind of hurts from reading at a weird angle.
30. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Seattle.
31. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
don’t remember.
32. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
No, that’s terrible.
33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
At my house with Mitchell. And I won’t go any deeper into detail.
34. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
should you exercise never? If so…yes.
35. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
pshhh….who DIDN’T!? this is lame. If you lost it on prom night just because it was prom night--you’re lame.
36. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?
this is too horrible to answer.
37. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
Not most sausage. Only one kind of sausage. I also can’t tell if this is supposed to be sexual, but I am answering it seriously. I take my meats very seriously.
38. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WERE GAY?
not care. Keep being their best friend.
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A-Z
A - Available
no.
B - Best Friend(s)
Stacie, Lauren, Rachel, Mitch, Sam, Brian…
C - Crush
I was just talking about this last night. He knows.
D - Dad's Name
Robert. Or “Eugen” for the Romanian amongst you.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To
See “B”
F - Favorite Band
I don’t know.
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms
Both. Momentarily…worms.
H - Hometown
Santa Monica
I - Instrument
Piano/drums/guitar/dulcimer.
J - Job
hopefully I’ll know soon.
K - Kids
in the hall?
L - Longest Car Ride
to the moon.
M - Milk Flavor
chocolate.
N - Number Of Siblings
one brother.
O - One Wish
it’s supposed to be a secret.
P - Phobias
heights, spiders, surgeries.
Q - Favorite Quote
”que hora son, mi corazon?”
R - Reason To Smile
Surprises.
S - Song You Last Heard
Rx Bandits-What If
T - Time You Woke Up
10:30. I honestly could have slept for 6 more days.
U - Unknown Fact About Me
I’m packing heat.
V - Vegetable
I like vegetables.
W - Worst Habits
nail-biting, wiggling my feet around before sleep, being loud and obnoxious, being needy, being overly dramatic and self-obsessed.
X - X-Rays You've Had
One of my left hand, one of my esophagus, one of my heart, and one of my right boob.
Y - Your Favorite Food
pasta.
Z - Zodiac Sign
Aquarius.
SOMETHING PURPLE WITHIN 5 FEET OF YOU?
the box of Yasmin. Which is empty.
2. THE SEXIEST ITEM YOU OWN?
my entire wardrobe. When worn on me.
3. YOUR NAILS WERE LAST PAINTED?
clear. Two days ago.
4. THE WEIRDEST THING YOU'VE EVER HEATED IN THE MICROWAVE:
a mouse. To see if it would survive the whole nuclear thing. It did. It came out-it was hot-but it survived.
5. HOW MUCH JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?
I only know how to say, “this is my penis”
6. DO YOU LOOK GOOD IN YELLOW?
I look GREAT in yellow. I am a yellow minx.
7. DO YOU SING?
too much.
8. EVER DANCED NAKED IN FRONT OF A CROWD?
once, in a dream.
9. DO YOU SPIT?
when I brush my teeth because swallowing toothpaste is supposed to be bad for you. I can’t tell whether or not this question is supposed to be sexual.
10. IS YOUR HAIR LONG ENOUGH TO CHEW ON?
barely. I can get the very ends of the front part of my hair into the corner of my mouth.
11. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR?
I don’t know how you can have a least favorite color. Puke yellow sucks pretty hard. But only when it has red chunks in it. I don’t know what to call that.
12. EVER HAD DIPPIN' DOTS?
yes. I kind of want them right now but don’t know where to procure them.
13. EVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT?
piano. 13 years.
14. EVER HAD AN H2O MASSAGE?
I WISH.
15. DO YOU BELIEVE IN BIG FOOT?
yeah…he can do ANYTHING if he just puts his mind to it!
16. EVER BEEN TO A PALM READER?
nope.
17. LAST PEZ DISPENSER YOU PURCHASED?
I think it was a snowman.
18. DID YOU HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND?
It rocked! Saturday-Victoria and Lake Quinolt! Sunday-puzzles and scattegories and Seattle and a porn party. My weekends aren’t normally this exciting.
19. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
RIGHT NOW?
I should be writing something and not doing this.
20. EVER HAD A BLACK EYE?
yes. a shiner like a diamond.
21. HOW IS TODAY GOING FOR YOU?
too many errands. I am tired.
22. ANY PLANS TONIGHT?
they’re kind of over until about 11:30.
23. EVER TAKEN A PHOTO OF SOMETHING DEAD?
a dead plant maybe?
24. DO YOU FIND SMURFETTES SEXY?
no…and it should say “Smurfette.” There was only one.
25. CURRENT DISAPPOINTMENT?
boredom.
26. DO YOU HAVE PLANTS IN YOUR ROOM?
dried roses. Does that count?
27. If you could drink anything right this second what would it be?
thai iced yea.
28. LAST PIECE OF MAIL OPENED?
my medal from the Grand Concours de Francais.
29. DOES ANYTHING HURT ON YOUR BODY RIGHT NOW?
my neck itches. And it kind of hurts from reading at a weird angle.
30. WHAT CITY WAS YOUR LAST TAXI CAB RIDE IN?
Seattle.
31. LAST ALCOHOLIC DRINK YOU HAD?
don’t remember.
32. IF SOMEONE YOU HATED DIED, WOULD YOU LAUGH AND SPIT?
No, that’s terrible.
33. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 9PM LAST NIGHT?
At my house with Mitchell. And I won’t go any deeper into detail.
34. DO YOU EXERCISE AS MUCH AS YOU SHOULD?
should you exercise never? If so…yes.
35. DID YOU DO THE DEED ON PROM NIGHT?
pshhh….who DIDN’T!? this is lame. If you lost it on prom night just because it was prom night--you’re lame.
36. WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR BF/GF A SECOND CHANCE IF THEY CHEATED ON YOU...?
this is too horrible to answer.
37. DO YOU LIKE SAUSAGE?
Not most sausage. Only one kind of sausage. I also can’t tell if this is supposed to be sexual, but I am answering it seriously. I take my meats very seriously.
38. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU FOUND OUT YOUR BEST FRIEND WERE GAY?
not care. Keep being their best friend.
----------
A-Z
A - Available
no.
B - Best Friend(s)
Stacie, Lauren, Rachel, Mitch, Sam, Brian…
C - Crush
I was just talking about this last night. He knows.
D - Dad's Name
Robert. Or “Eugen” for the Romanian amongst you.
E - Easiest Person To Talk To
See “B”
F - Favorite Band
I don’t know.
G - Gummy Bears Or Worms
Both. Momentarily…worms.
H - Hometown
Santa Monica
I - Instrument
Piano/drums/guitar/dulcimer.
J - Job
hopefully I’ll know soon.
K - Kids
in the hall?
L - Longest Car Ride
to the moon.
M - Milk Flavor
chocolate.
N - Number Of Siblings
one brother.
O - One Wish
it’s supposed to be a secret.
P - Phobias
heights, spiders, surgeries.
Q - Favorite Quote
”que hora son, mi corazon?”
R - Reason To Smile
Surprises.
S - Song You Last Heard
Rx Bandits-What If
T - Time You Woke Up
10:30. I honestly could have slept for 6 more days.
U - Unknown Fact About Me
I’m packing heat.
V - Vegetable
I like vegetables.
W - Worst Habits
nail-biting, wiggling my feet around before sleep, being loud and obnoxious, being needy, being overly dramatic and self-obsessed.
X - X-Rays You've Had
One of my left hand, one of my esophagus, one of my heart, and one of my right boob.
Y - Your Favorite Food
pasta.
Z - Zodiac Sign
Aquarius.