Halloween laughs from susieq52
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
More jokes behind the cut
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween
party?
It had no body to dance with.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What do you get when you divide the
circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A Pumpkin Pi.
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.
How do ghosts begin their letters?
"Tomb it may concern...."
What do you call a person who puts rat poison
in another person's Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer.
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him.
How is a werewolf like a computer?
They both have megabytes.
when they're angry?
They're afraid of flying off the handle.
More jokes behind the cut
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Erie.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin.
How can you tell when a window is scared?
They get shudders.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween
party?
It had no body to dance with.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he's always goblin.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
Hoblin Goblin
What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel.
What do you get when you divide the
circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A Pumpkin Pi.
How do you make a witch stew?
Keep her waiting for hours.
How do ghosts begin their letters?
"Tomb it may concern...."
What do you call a person who puts rat poison
in another person's Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer.
How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why was the mummy so tense?
He was all wound up.
How do you know if a ghost is lying?
You can see right through him.
How is a werewolf like a computer?
They both have megabytes.