I think I have a solution for the tube strike which has hitherto not been explored.....
Sack the fucking lot of 'em. Useless, surly, greedy, pointless cunts that they are. Striking for pay in the middle of a bloody recession, and bringing the capital to its knees in the process is so absolutely and totally out of order I feel like getting an AK and nipping down to union headquarters myself. How about companies suing the union for loss of earnings over the next few days? Some poor sod running a retail business in Oxford Street is going to be even more screwed than they already are, and its completely the fault of this bunch of incompetent fucks.
Possibly the only thing stopping me shooting them all is that I gave up on the tube a few years ago and switched to pedal power. There is nowhere on the network that I can't get to faster by bike. Don't be fooled by their perceived strangle hold on us Londoners. If the tubes are empty then there is no need for their useless arses to ever get out of bed again.
In the words of a genius Lyricist (and with apologies to Paul Weller):
London Underground, London Underground
Their all useless fucking cunts.
London Underground, London Underground
I want to shoot them all with a rifle!
There is a protest against the strike happening today at 5pm today outside Kings Cross station for anybody who feels like venting their anger by shouting a bit (or maybe a lot).
http://www.kingscrossenvironment.com/