I'm making a list

[gymes]

I'm constructing a list. It's currently called the "less" list. It is a list of some of the "less" -er people in my life that have frustrated me. So far, the list contains three names:

Michaela Zemkova-McMullin - my ex wife. The most heartless girlfriend/wife I've ever had.

Jacqueline Rae Akana nee Dann - the most worthless girlfriend I've ever had.

Crystal Ann Clements - the most useless girlfriend I've ever had.