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Top Ten Reasons Crime May Be Rising In Your City:
1. The police salary structure is tied to the prevailing wage in China.
2. All use of verbal commands is prohibited except "language that builds self-esteem".
3. The new mayor was originally from San Francisco.
4. All your judges admire the U.S. Ninth Circuit for its wise decisions.
5. The town paper describes all criminals as "victims of society and police brutality".
6. The Chief believes that people are basically good and truthful.
7. Every day is "Open House" at the county jail.
8. Ted Kennedy is considered a conservative in your town.
9. Women are told not to carry purses because they cause "purse snatching".
10. Tony Soprano is the new city manager.
1. The police salary structure is tied to the prevailing wage in China.
2. All use of verbal commands is prohibited except "language that builds self-esteem".
3. The new mayor was originally from San Francisco.
4. All your judges admire the U.S. Ninth Circuit for its wise decisions.
5. The town paper describes all criminals as "victims of society and police brutality".
6. The Chief believes that people are basically good and truthful.
7. Every day is "Open House" at the county jail.
8. Ted Kennedy is considered a conservative in your town.
9. Women are told not to carry purses because they cause "purse snatching".
10. Tony Soprano is the new city manager.