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My brother does not lack self esteem:
FearlessMonkie (11:00:27 PM): imagine if u dated a chick as hot as jessica sutta
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:38 PM): hm
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:41 PM): i would
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:45 PM): either be really rich
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:49 PM): or really good looking
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:55 PM): ONE DOWN
FearlessMonkie (11:03:45 PM): LAWL
FearlessMonkie (11:03:56 PM): wat, the really good looking part?
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:13 PM): of course
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:19 PM): i can charm anyone
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:21 PM): LIKE THAT!
And in honor of Jessica Sutta (hottest of The Pussycat Dolls), and also for Paul van Dyk's upcoming return to the Boston area in 2 weeks, I present...
Paul van Dyk Feat. Jessica Sutta - White Lies
In other news, I've discovered a new website that should keep me entertained for hours upon end, for at least a week. It's called The Impulsive Buy. These two guys basically go and sample foods "recommended" by other people and give poignant and thought-provoking reviews. Here are a few excerpts...
On the Jack in the Box Caramel Iced Coffee:
"...It’s like these three fast food establishments [McDonald's, Burger King, and Jack in the Box] are playing a game with consumers called Fat Fuck that involves one of them introducing a product and the others coming up with a variation of it, hoping that patrons will try all of them and choose the better one, which in turn causes the consumer to eat fast food more than they should, turning them into a fat fuck. It’s like the opposite of The Biggest Loser."
On Best Foods Mayonnaise with Extra Virgin Olive Oil:
"By itself, the smell and taste of mayonnaise is kind of disgusting, but when placed in between two slices of bread with cold cuts, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes or mixed with potatoes, spices, hard-boiled eggs, and mustard, it tastes pretty good. This Jekyll and Hyde condiment also has a reputation for being a bitch when it comes to healthiness, turning normal healthy sandwiches into tasty pockets for saturated fat. It’s hard to believe something so innocently, virgin off-white, could be a sinfully, slutty evil."
Hopefully some of you will find it as entertaining as I have. So much for working on that personal statement for residency!
FearlessMonkie (11:00:27 PM): imagine if u dated a chick as hot as jessica sutta
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:38 PM): hm
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:41 PM): i would
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:45 PM): either be really rich
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:49 PM): or really good looking
GrandMastaFoo (11:02:55 PM): ONE DOWN
FearlessMonkie (11:03:45 PM): LAWL
FearlessMonkie (11:03:56 PM): wat, the really good looking part?
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:13 PM): of course
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:19 PM): i can charm anyone
GrandMastaFoo (11:04:21 PM): LIKE THAT!
And in honor of Jessica Sutta (hottest of The Pussycat Dolls), and also for Paul van Dyk's upcoming return to the Boston area in 2 weeks, I present...
Click to viewPaul van Dyk Feat. Jessica Sutta - White Lies
In other news, I've discovered a new website that should keep me entertained for hours upon end, for at least a week. It's called The Impulsive Buy. These two guys basically go and sample foods "recommended" by other people and give poignant and thought-provoking reviews. Here are a few excerpts...
On the Jack in the Box Caramel Iced Coffee:
"...It’s like these three fast food establishments [McDonald's, Burger King, and Jack in the Box] are playing a game with consumers called Fat Fuck that involves one of them introducing a product and the others coming up with a variation of it, hoping that patrons will try all of them and choose the better one, which in turn causes the consumer to eat fast food more than they should, turning them into a fat fuck. It’s like the opposite of The Biggest Loser."
On Best Foods Mayonnaise with Extra Virgin Olive Oil:
"By itself, the smell and taste of mayonnaise is kind of disgusting, but when placed in between two slices of bread with cold cuts, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes or mixed with potatoes, spices, hard-boiled eggs, and mustard, it tastes pretty good. This Jekyll and Hyde condiment also has a reputation for being a bitch when it comes to healthiness, turning normal healthy sandwiches into tasty pockets for saturated fat. It’s hard to believe something so innocently, virgin off-white, could be a sinfully, slutty evil."
Hopefully some of you will find it as entertaining as I have. So much for working on that personal statement for residency!