OBJECTION! ... er, I mean-- APPLICATION!
PROFILE...:
· [NAME/HANDLE:] My name is Jessa, and that's pretty much what everyone calls me. No one uses my REAL name (which is nothing super fabulous-- just Jessica) because a) I hate it and b) I feel like I'm in trouble when someone says it. Yup. So it's Jessa. I occasionally answer to "Bubby" or "Loveling" but thats just from the fiance ;)
· [HOBBIES:] UHM... what are these hobbies you speak of? :P Right now I work a swing shift at Tim Horton's, so thats right, I'm a professional cheerful coffee slave. As such I dont have a lot of time to do much else... BUT WHEN I DO, HOBOY. I love playing with my cats, writing (specifically erotica) reading (horror and erotica, manga, magazines, so on) playing around on LJ, RPing, snuggling with the fiance, watching movies (romantic comedy, straight comedy, horror, animated, thriller, drama, ect.) watching documentaries (about animal life, mostly), drawing, sleeping (yeah, I'm a little lazy :P) UHM... That is all I can think of :P OH, and shopping, I LOVE shopping.
· [LIKES:] *looks up* Shopping, swimming, manners, affection, intellect, kitties, doggies, learning, kink, cuddles, sleep, exotic foods, sweets, take out, being mellow and chill, UHM... thats all I can think of that I didn't already say.
· [DISLIKES:] Rude people. Seriously, bad manners is an epidemic. I can not wrap my head around why some people think its good to be rude-- I dont feel good after I'm rude to someone, in fact on the rare occasion it happens, I feel terrible. So why the hell is it that people feel the need to be so damn ignorant and rude all the time? There's no need! ... /rant. I also hate mess, I like clean environments. Cruel jokes also get my goat; if everyone isn't laughing, its not funny.
· [STRENGTHS:] I'm very polite, very easy to get along with. I am a very hard worker, and very dedicated. I'm also very intelligent, if a little slow to come upon conclusions (I get there, it just takes me a little). I'm very empathetic, and can usually tell when someone is upset, if I know them or not. I try to do my best to help people. I'm fiercely loyal, and I'll do anything for those who can get close to me.
· [WEAKNESSES:] I can be distant and avoident, accidentally. I don't mean to be I just get caught up in what I have going on. I can be more than a little arrogant, mostly because I believe I am one of the few in my generation who know how to say "please" and "thank you" and "I'm sorry", not to mention I don't mind a day of hard work, and as I said, I am rather intelligent. I have some confidence issues (believe it or not) as a bad relationship that ate up a good 4 years of my life left me with very little backbone-- and when I do try to stick up for myself, the backlash usually makes me waver. So, I end up taking abuse in places I shouldn't, sometimes. Also, its hard to get close to me; for the above reasons, and that I sot of put up walls. That, and I'm a little socially retarded. Wow. Hard on myself much?
FAVORITE GYAKUTEN SAIBAN/PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY...:
· [GAMES?:] I'm just playing through the first one right now on my Wii; am totally planning to get ALL OF THEM. Super excited about getting to play Edgey! I have a huge crush on him-- I love refined arrogant boys~ <3
· [CHARACTERS?:] Edgey!! I just-- gah, he makes me into a total fangirl, it's sort of terrible. Also, I love pairing him and Gumshoe <333 And Phoenix, but come on, that's practically cannon "You give me these unwanted feelings..." Really. ^_~
· [EPISODES?:] UHM... I dunno. I guess the one I'm playing right now, where Edgey apperently shot that guy. I like it because there's a lot of Edgey :P No one be surprised.
IF YOU WERE LIVING THE LIFE OF GYAKUTEN SAIBAN/PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY...:
· [WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?:] Uhm... Probably a defense lawyer, as per my usual impulse to stick up for the little guy and so on, give people the benefit of the doubt, blah blah blah.
· [WHAT IS YOUR ENDEARING CHARACTER TRAIT?:] My manners, of course. Very professional, always saying please and thank you, smiling, holding doors for people... You should see me at work; I'm so sweet it's sickening :P
· [WHAT PROPS WOULD YOU USE IF YOU WERE PROSECUTOR?:] To be honest, I cant even imagine myself as a prosecutor. Probably something non-threatening like a stuffed animal or flowers. Maybe I'd have a little toy breed dog sitting in a bag at my hip.
· [WHAT IS YOUR DEEPEST SECRET?:] UHM... I'm gay? Wait, that's not a secret :P I don't try to hide it. Let me see... probably that I'm a super sensitive cry baby on anti-depressants, even though I act so cheery and confident.
· [WHAT KIND OF MURDER COULD YOU COMMIT/BE FRAMED FOR?:] They would probably frame me for killing someone who was being rude to me, because bad manners grate on my nerves like nails on a chalk board.
· [ARE YOU "GUILTY" OR "NOT GUILTY"?:] "NOT GUILTY". I would never. I would never really hurt anyone. I'm a pacifist at heart.
· [WHAT WOULD YOUR "NO!" POSE BE?:] I'd cross my arms over my chest, tip my head down and raise a brow (which looks neat with my eyebrow piercing) and look really unamused.
. [LINKS TO THREE APPLICATIONS YOU HAVE VOTED ON:]
UHM... There's nothing that needs votes? I looked!
FINALLY...:
· [PHOTO/DESCRIPTION:]
I died my hair black, but otherwise, this is me!
YOUR STAMP PREFERENCE...:
· [JAPANESE/AMERICAN/EUROPEAN NAME?:] American, please =)
· [MALE/FEMALE/NO PREFERENCE?:] Matters not!