Yup. I won a contest where they were giving out 5 signed copies. I *never* win contests. It's pretty awesome. Especially considering I was expecting the package to come directly from the publisher, not Ellen herself. Good thing I'm not a stalker, cuz now I have her address :)
Yeah, it is good you aren't a stalker. "Hi Ell, don't worry, I'm not a stalker, but I just wanted to let you know you really should put some blinds up on your basement window. I can see right into your basement and watch you do your laundry. I have to use my special 180x binoculars with infra-ultra-night-vision, but luckily I'm one of the few people outside of Seal Team 6 have those. And you can trust me."
Get some chocolate, and maybe you'll have balanced out the sleepy start to the day.
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Yeah, it is good you aren't a stalker. "Hi Ell, don't worry, I'm not a stalker, but I just wanted to let you know you really should put some blinds up on your basement window. I can see right into your basement and watch you do your laundry. I have to use my special 180x binoculars with infra-ultra-night-vision, but luckily I'm one of the few people outside of Seal Team 6 have those. And you can trust me."
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