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[gwynraven]

Apparently, if you were enrolled in the University of Alabama at a certain point in the early 90s and taking philosophy classes, your syllabus may have included the following disclaimer: "Caution: Please do not pay any attention to the wolf. He will not hurt you. However, if you do have any food in your bags, please make sure that those bags are securely fastened shut."

Oh what I wouldn't give to have attended those classes!