Sep 20, 2005 23:08
So Lauren and I had to go to the bank today to get money out of their accounts. They destroyed one of Barb's games and have to buy her a new one. So we're filling out the little slips and my idiocy comes out screaming:
Me:(trying to count it out on my fingers) Shoot, I don't know what the date is, what's the date?
Lauren: I don't know. It's Monday.
Me:(grabbing some poor guy walking by) Excuse me, do you know what the date is?
Guy:(pointing)Um...isn't that it right there?
I look up to see, right in front of me and not *2 INCHES AWAY FROM MY FACE* a big sign that says in 3 inch letters, Key Bank, September 20, 2004. DUH
That was almost as bad as the time I went to a movie theater, expecting it to open in the doorway on both sides and walked full force into the wall, damnit. At least there weren't many people around to see it today.