Pirates are better than Ninjas . . . .
That's really what it all boils down to. I think this should be used as part of the matching criteria of most dating sites. I had this revelation last night when I was heavily intoxicated. I also started thinking about why this could have an effect on the compatability of two people, and I think it boils down to honesty. Pirates admit that they're pirates, they're bold and open about it. Then even sing about it, depending on the movie. On the other hand, Ninja's are sneaky, dark, and try not to be seen or heard. If you meet a ninja not dressed as a ninja, he will never admit to you that he's a ninja. And really, I think this shows one step further. How many Pirates can you name? Most can name half a dozen without even blinking. How many Ninja's can you name? Aside from characters out of Mortal Kombat, I'm pretty much at a loss. I guess what I'm saying is that I'd rather Admit that I'm a pirate than not admit I'm a ninja, and I think most of the people I know are the same. Or maybe I just spend to much time thinking about this sort of thing. . .