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[gwinwuvsfin]

*trudges home, conspicuously missing one Finduilas and all of his clothes and sporting a great many new vulgar tattoos*

*covers all dangly bits as best he can*

*fully expects to find a

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[mornaquilde]

*stares*

*bites his lip very hard to stop from cracking up*

[gwinwuvsfin]

>:|

WHAT??

[mornaquilde]

*loses it*

XD XD XD XD

*gasps for breath*

Do... *wheeze* I really... *gasp* need to... *choke* TELL YOU? XD XD XD

[gwinwuvsfin]

This is ALL YOUR PEOPLE'S FAULT!!

*wibble*

[mornaquilde]

...

What, Maia or Feanorian? Or just Noldor in general?

[gwinwuvsfin]

ERUDAMNED FËANORIANS! MAY YOU ALL DIE AND ROT AND DIE SOME MORE JUST TO GIVE YOU EXTRA DECOMPOSITION TIME!

...

But now that you're here and powerful...want to help me out a bit?

[mornaquilde]

Fuck no! You just cursed my family, you tosser.

[gwinwuvsfin]

I AM NOT A--

*looks down*

Ah. So I am. Care to point me toward someone with appropriate expertise in laser surgery, then?

[mornaquilde]

*shrugs*

Dial-a-Valar? Or try and see if Este's home and cry at her.

[gwinwuvsfin]

*is shocked to hear an intelligent suggestion come out of your mouth*

Well. That's a good idea.

[mornaquilde]

*eyeroll*

Amazing how you didn't think of it yourself, isn't it fuck-tard.

[gwinwuvsfin]

>:|

*changes the subject*

Have you seen Finduilas? NO, I'm not that stupid. I just want to know if she's okay and maybe glean her whereabouts surreptitiously.

[mornaquilde]

God, you aren't at all obssessed.

*further eyerolling*

*lights a cigarette*

*leisurely blows a few smoke rings*

[gwinwuvsfin]

LOOK. I'm only asking in the event somebody maybe made a deal with Morgoth's daughter that went awry and Sauron ended up getting his paws on her and I'm interested to know if he killed and/or dismembered her or...or...

[mornaquilde]

...

YOU. made a deal with LISSE.

Ooooooh. Straight from the wanker's mouth! My uncle's going to LOVE this! >:D

[gwinwuvsfin]

I heard a rumor. A RUMOR! :/

Just tell me: Is she alive, or not??