Dec 13, 2007 13:07
Yesterday Lloyd Ellis informs me that I "deserve to not be ignored by women!". While Dr. Antone Carlson offers to help me "Become a real man increase your device.".
While this morning Alva Benton suggests I "Turn your weewee into real monster!" while Effie Rudolph assures me that "Enormous monster phallus is every woman's dream!"
Seriously! An Enormous monster phallus is a nightmare, not a dream. I can just imagine it; ten foot tall with big pointy teeth, scuttling towards me on hundreds of little tentacles.