KORTNEE'S BRAND OF BIRTH CONTROL
fast and easy to use
simply wake up at 6:30 in the morning to a crying baby
pick up said baby and discover that she has puked all down her front and pooped all up her back
clean up said baby and you have a guaranteed method of birth control
other variations offered, include:
curing boo-boos
sitting and talking with other moms about child rearing
seeing the same episode of the wiggles over and over (to the point of knowing the words to all the songs)
for a free sample, simply send a self addressed stamped you to 1726 Good Hope Dr. Crofton, MD 21114
Visa now accepted
simply wake up at 6:30 in the morning to a crying baby
pick up said baby and discover that she has puked all down her front and pooped all up her back
clean up said baby and you have a guaranteed method of birth control
other variations offered, include:
curing boo-boos
sitting and talking with other moms about child rearing
seeing the same episode of the wiggles over and over (to the point of knowing the words to all the songs)
for a free sample, simply send a self addressed stamped you to 1726 Good Hope Dr. Crofton, MD 21114
Visa now accepted