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My family is so loving!!! :D
We regularly have a crazy brawl because my mum is an insane bitch who picks fights. She didn't beat me this time, instead she squirted soap detergent stuff in my eye and tried to blind me. Her affection for our family astonishes me. Then she started yelling at my dad calling him a "lazy-ass", now that left me in laughter. My dad works harder in one day than she ever has in her whole life. She was the one sitting on her fat ass all day eating and watching trading spaces while my dad was sick (he's rarely sick). and she has the audacity to call him lazy? my god, that woman is insane. Then she continued to yell at bob and I saying that we never help around the house which is bullshit. We do more than she does. My eye is still burning from the chemicals she put in it.
haha, bob was like "whoa, that woman is acting like a B-I-T-C-H!" and she freaked out even more. I've noticed that she likes to throw heavy blunt objects at us. For example, she tried to throw a huge ceramic bowl but bob quickly snatched it out of her hands and put it somewhere else. Good thing she's as large, and inadept as she is. I really don't understand how she can be so jejune, i mean.. she's almost 50, and she's still throwing childish temper tantrums!
I'll admit, i do provoke her sometimes once she's started the brawl. Like, in the kitchen she was like "getchur ass out of here" and i was all "bring it!" "come on, fight me!" Then my dad shoved me out of the room.
I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with my whole family. A disorder or something, emotional mutation. We're all fucking nuts in one way or another. My dad- a big pussy and lets that woman shove him around and abuse him mentally. My brother- childish, has problems relating to others his age and refuses to be corrected. My mum- waaaaay too many things are wrong with her. Lets just go with insane bitch. Me- petrified of adults and people I don't know, emotionally unstable, and is a worthless piece of shit.
Therefore, as I told Melissa today, i'll never have kids. I don't want to spread that crazy mutation, never want to put another kid through what my family is. I'll probably marry somebody normal and adopt, that way i'll be the only crazy one.
We regularly have a crazy brawl because my mum is an insane bitch who picks fights. She didn't beat me this time, instead she squirted soap detergent stuff in my eye and tried to blind me. Her affection for our family astonishes me. Then she started yelling at my dad calling him a "lazy-ass", now that left me in laughter. My dad works harder in one day than she ever has in her whole life. She was the one sitting on her fat ass all day eating and watching trading spaces while my dad was sick (he's rarely sick). and she has the audacity to call him lazy? my god, that woman is insane. Then she continued to yell at bob and I saying that we never help around the house which is bullshit. We do more than she does. My eye is still burning from the chemicals she put in it.
haha, bob was like "whoa, that woman is acting like a B-I-T-C-H!" and she freaked out even more. I've noticed that she likes to throw heavy blunt objects at us. For example, she tried to throw a huge ceramic bowl but bob quickly snatched it out of her hands and put it somewhere else. Good thing she's as large, and inadept as she is. I really don't understand how she can be so jejune, i mean.. she's almost 50, and she's still throwing childish temper tantrums!
I'll admit, i do provoke her sometimes once she's started the brawl. Like, in the kitchen she was like "getchur ass out of here" and i was all "bring it!" "come on, fight me!" Then my dad shoved me out of the room.
I've come to the conclusion that there is something seriously wrong with my whole family. A disorder or something, emotional mutation. We're all fucking nuts in one way or another. My dad- a big pussy and lets that woman shove him around and abuse him mentally. My brother- childish, has problems relating to others his age and refuses to be corrected. My mum- waaaaay too many things are wrong with her. Lets just go with insane bitch. Me- petrified of adults and people I don't know, emotionally unstable, and is a worthless piece of shit.
Therefore, as I told Melissa today, i'll never have kids. I don't want to spread that crazy mutation, never want to put another kid through what my family is. I'll probably marry somebody normal and adopt, that way i'll be the only crazy one.