If I ever get famous...
Alright, you guys know that show "Cribs" on MTV?
If I ever get famous...I promise you the best episode of "Cribs" EVER!...oh yeah.
I'm going to hire Universal Studios to come to my house and add a bunch of extensions and corridors leading from my bedroom to my bathroom. So, the MTV camera crew will be at my house, and I'll wake up, and someone's voice will come over an intercom and say, "It begins..." So I'll jump out of bed, and I'll hire Vin Deisel to battle me. And he'll be all like, "Prepare to die!" and wave his sword around at me and I'll be like, "Hey, cut it out you overactor, I'm paying you to lose." So, I'll slay him, and there will be a princess all tied up, and she'll be like, "Oh, thank you for rescuing me!" and I'll be all like, "That's great, but I have to tinkle." So we'll run into this cave, and there will be a drawbridge that we have to cross. Just as we reach the last step, the first one will catch on fire, and the whole bridge will break, and as we are falling, I'll reach back and grab her hand, but I can feel her slipping, and she'll say, "I'll always love you!" and I really have to go now, so I let her fall, then climb up onto the ground and run into my bathroom and sit down, because I pee like a little girl when I'm at my house, don't judge me, the Bible says not to. So, as I sit down, a hologram of my dad will pop up and he'll say, "Ryan, look behind the shower curta..." Too late! A dragon pops out from behind the shower curtain, and he's spitting fire everywhere, but I rip the medicine cabinet door off and use the mirror to reflect the fire and kill the dragon. Then I pee and go back to bed. My maid will probably run in screaming, "Ryan, Ryan! What was all that noise?" and I'll say, "Oh, Helga! It was nothing. Now go back to your quarters!" And she'll shake her finger at me and smile. Then I'll roll over towards the camera crew and raise my index finger to my lips and say, "Shhhhhh!" And no one will know that I've added all these extensions onto my house. It will be top secret. Then, as the camera crew is leaving, they pass by Vin Deisel's body, and the camera zooms in on his face...and his eyes open!
Ohhhh! Did you get chills?
Room for a sequel!
If I ever get famous...I promise you the best episode of "Cribs" EVER!...oh yeah.
I'm going to hire Universal Studios to come to my house and add a bunch of extensions and corridors leading from my bedroom to my bathroom. So, the MTV camera crew will be at my house, and I'll wake up, and someone's voice will come over an intercom and say, "It begins..." So I'll jump out of bed, and I'll hire Vin Deisel to battle me. And he'll be all like, "Prepare to die!" and wave his sword around at me and I'll be like, "Hey, cut it out you overactor, I'm paying you to lose." So, I'll slay him, and there will be a princess all tied up, and she'll be like, "Oh, thank you for rescuing me!" and I'll be all like, "That's great, but I have to tinkle." So we'll run into this cave, and there will be a drawbridge that we have to cross. Just as we reach the last step, the first one will catch on fire, and the whole bridge will break, and as we are falling, I'll reach back and grab her hand, but I can feel her slipping, and she'll say, "I'll always love you!" and I really have to go now, so I let her fall, then climb up onto the ground and run into my bathroom and sit down, because I pee like a little girl when I'm at my house, don't judge me, the Bible says not to. So, as I sit down, a hologram of my dad will pop up and he'll say, "Ryan, look behind the shower curta..." Too late! A dragon pops out from behind the shower curtain, and he's spitting fire everywhere, but I rip the medicine cabinet door off and use the mirror to reflect the fire and kill the dragon. Then I pee and go back to bed. My maid will probably run in screaming, "Ryan, Ryan! What was all that noise?" and I'll say, "Oh, Helga! It was nothing. Now go back to your quarters!" And she'll shake her finger at me and smile. Then I'll roll over towards the camera crew and raise my index finger to my lips and say, "Shhhhhh!" And no one will know that I've added all these extensions onto my house. It will be top secret. Then, as the camera crew is leaving, they pass by Vin Deisel's body, and the camera zooms in on his face...and his eyes open!
Ohhhh! Did you get chills?
Room for a sequel!