Men
Dear Butcher Guy:
I am thankful for your wonderful product recommendations as to which cut of beef to purchase for my crockpot experiment although more still in awe that you believe that talking to a girl while wearing a blood-covered white cloak is attractive to the opposite sex. Whoever told you that picking up on chicks is easy to do while you are working at Wal Mart was actually hoping that you would embarass yourself, just like you did today. You are probably the same type of guy who was convinced that guys should wear ankle warmers during the 80's as well which is why it comes as no surprise that you probably aren't aware of how stupid you are once you open your mouth.
Basically, you should take the hint that after I say "thank you" twice and try to walk away, that I am not interested. I don't want to answer more questions nor should you ask any.
I appreciate your compliments, as cheesy as they were, and wish you the best with your dating endeavors.
However, because you wasted seven minutes of my life that I am never going to get back, I wish you the most inflammated and troublesome STD possible.
Fuck off,
Niki
I am thankful for your wonderful product recommendations as to which cut of beef to purchase for my crockpot experiment although more still in awe that you believe that talking to a girl while wearing a blood-covered white cloak is attractive to the opposite sex. Whoever told you that picking up on chicks is easy to do while you are working at Wal Mart was actually hoping that you would embarass yourself, just like you did today. You are probably the same type of guy who was convinced that guys should wear ankle warmers during the 80's as well which is why it comes as no surprise that you probably aren't aware of how stupid you are once you open your mouth.
Basically, you should take the hint that after I say "thank you" twice and try to walk away, that I am not interested. I don't want to answer more questions nor should you ask any.
I appreciate your compliments, as cheesy as they were, and wish you the best with your dating endeavors.
However, because you wasted seven minutes of my life that I am never going to get back, I wish you the most inflammated and troublesome STD possible.
Fuck off,
Niki