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Hey I think I am going to turn off the "only friends" thing-- I think sometimes it creates drama that doesn't need to be brought apon.. sometimes though its good but its not worth drama I guess. Well anyways here is some new vocab before we go back to school..
Madonna-Whore Complex (n.): when a man sees a woman as his virginal wife, not his sexual plaything
Serect-Sex Girl/Guy (n.): the girl/guy you have sex with on the side but are afraid to introduce to anyone you know
Miss Dial-A-Fuck (proper n.): a woman who calls a man on the spur of the moment, expecting him to come over and sex with her
Yogasm (n.): an orgasm brought on by postyoga sex with someone in your class; sex that is deemed necessary after a sad attempt at tantric celibacy
Tartini (n.,delicious): cranberry-flavored vodka
Sex Like A Man (n., common in Manhattan): sex without feeling
Frenemies (n.,pl.): two friends who are always fighting it out for everything
Goody Drawer (n.): a nightstand drawer in which a person keeps all the sex essentials
Dining-Out-Alone Armor (n.): !) a book; 2) a project; 3) the things you bring with you to make being alone in a restaurant less embarrassing
Double-Book (v.): to schedule two dates in one night
Gherkin (n.,sad): a small penis
Island Of Lost Men (n., somewhere near I-don't-nesia): the place where men ask for your number but never call eventually wind up
Goldicocks (proper n.): a women who can't find a guy with the right size penis
Fuck Buddy (n.): 1) a guy you've had a couple of dates with that don't really go anywhere, but the sex was so great you keep him on call; 2) not a slave but has a life, a life you don't really have to know about; 3) guranteed delivery within Manhattan in six hours or less
Loathe Of Your Life (n.): your original, most hated love
Alright well I hope you like the vocab-- maybe I'll write more down later-- you see you all soon
Jen
Madonna-Whore Complex (n.): when a man sees a woman as his virginal wife, not his sexual plaything
Serect-Sex Girl/Guy (n.): the girl/guy you have sex with on the side but are afraid to introduce to anyone you know
Miss Dial-A-Fuck (proper n.): a woman who calls a man on the spur of the moment, expecting him to come over and sex with her
Yogasm (n.): an orgasm brought on by postyoga sex with someone in your class; sex that is deemed necessary after a sad attempt at tantric celibacy
Tartini (n.,delicious): cranberry-flavored vodka
Sex Like A Man (n., common in Manhattan): sex without feeling
Frenemies (n.,pl.): two friends who are always fighting it out for everything
Goody Drawer (n.): a nightstand drawer in which a person keeps all the sex essentials
Dining-Out-Alone Armor (n.): !) a book; 2) a project; 3) the things you bring with you to make being alone in a restaurant less embarrassing
Double-Book (v.): to schedule two dates in one night
Gherkin (n.,sad): a small penis
Island Of Lost Men (n., somewhere near I-don't-nesia): the place where men ask for your number but never call eventually wind up
Goldicocks (proper n.): a women who can't find a guy with the right size penis
Fuck Buddy (n.): 1) a guy you've had a couple of dates with that don't really go anywhere, but the sex was so great you keep him on call; 2) not a slave but has a life, a life you don't really have to know about; 3) guranteed delivery within Manhattan in six hours or less
Loathe Of Your Life (n.): your original, most hated love
Alright well I hope you like the vocab-- maybe I'll write more down later-- you see you all soon
Jen