Complete post of incoherency
WARNING!
WARNING!
WARNING!
THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS SPELLING ERRORS, AND SQUEE OF NON-SENSICAL NATURE
ALSO, POTENTIALLY SOME TMI PARTS
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Sent at 11:34 PM on Wednesday
GwendolynD: OH DEAR FUCKING GOD PLEASE BE HERE
and sorry i apparently messaged yu then ignored you before....DID NOT MEAN
PhoenixDragon: Dude...still here for now.
You k?
GwendolynD:
omg i am amazing
I STILL HAVE PAINFUL MISPLAED RIBS ETC
oops caps
>_<
but I decided to go out and play pool with The Boy anyway because I haven't seen him since Saturday and I am woes
holy
fuck
he
just
ugh
iluhgi;euh
I don't think he even knows he's pushing buttons of mine
I stand, waiting for him to make his shot. he walks behind me and trails his hand idly across my back as he walks by. ogwouhg
PhoenixDragon: OMG
DUDE
GwendolynD: NOT EVEN BEST ONE YET
PhoenixDragon: THIS IS EPIC AWESOME
GIMME
GwendolynD: WAAIT FOR IT
WIT FOR IT
;oguihr
spelll fial
and we're in this billiards place, right?
but of course he keeps groping my ass randomly as i'm trying to make shot
then before I take my shot, he'll come over and just like, corner me and kiss me breathless
and eventually I called him on it being his strategy to win, and he confirmed it laughing
and sad thing is, every time he did that, I fucked my shot up HOrRIBLY
like, didn't even hit the cue ball, or didn't go anywhere near the ball I was trying to hit or just barely hit the cue ball kind of thing
NEVER have I been that distracted
and we talk for a bit after games like a bajillion---my back is going to hurt tomorrow....fuck)
PhoenixDragon: DUDE
WORTH IT
He's a cheating cheater who cheats! But what a way to cheat, yeah?!
GUH
GwendolynD: then we get up to leave and he just leans in from out of my view and kisses me
and then we end up being that disgusting ouple in the corner (ACTUALLY IN CORNER) making out endlessly
and he randomly hugs me tighter once in a while, or squeezes my hand
kughseugh
and then he did the thing that got me all a flutter last time
just graspng my face/neck/.cheek/whatever
and such a freaking firm grip
;oegheuor
-turns to goo-
but
BUT
OH NO
HE DOESN'T JUST HIT THAT BUTTON
NONONO
NO HE SECRETLY KNOWS SHIT, I SWEAR
SOMEONE SPILLED THE BEANS TO HIM THOUGH I'M OT SUE WHO'D BE ABLE TO
*SURE
THEN
HE
FREAKING
GRASPS
AHOLD
OF
MY
HAIR
AAND
PULLS
MY
HEAD
TO
THE
SIDE
AND
CLOSER
TO
HIM
PhoenixDragon: OMG
YESSS
GwendolynD: EI;UGHIUEHGEJKDJIUYIER87948TH93OGIERJKFJG893UGHNEIDK0839IHBEIUHDJEK -short circuits-
PhoenixDragon: DUDE
I LOVE YOU BOTH!!
GwendolynD: AND LIKE, NOT TENTATIVE LIKE SOME MIGHT DO IT, UNSURE
PhoenixDragon: GUH
Just...GUH
OMGUH
GwendolynD: LIKE, DUDE FREAKING KNEW IT'D BE A PSOITIVE REACTION
PhoenixDragon: FFFUU
GwendolynD: and you know when that happened first?
when I took my glasses off to clean them because eh'd made me smudge them up
I THINK BOY HAS A NO-GLASSES KINK
OR WAS JUST SO OVERCOME WITH HIMSELF
because literally, i took them off, and started cleaning them
and he immediately was in front of me and just pulled my head to him, kissed me a couple of times, and then just GRABBED
fuck
ieughui
there
might not be enough cohereny in this world to allow me to make sense and post a silver lining tonight
PhoenixDragon: Deep breath
BREATHE
GwendolynD: iughei;suh
PhoenixDragon: SHHHAAARREEEE
Find your calm point
GwendolynD: also, i have to be up in 6 hours
PhoenixDragon: Then masturbate when you go to bed tonigt, lol!
ACK
GwendolynD: TOTALLY GOING TO
PhoenixDragon: And omg
AND ACK
RIGHT?!
GwendolynD: THANK YOU FOR BEING ON
OMG
PhoenixDragon: Only way to handle this shit
GwendolynD: I NEEDED SOMEONE TO SQUEE WITH
AND FLAIL AT
PhoenixDragon: YOU ARE SO WELCOME
I ADORE YOU!!
AND HE'S BECOMING A FAST FAV
GwendolynD: I ADORE YOU TOO
FAST FAV? LOL
HE'S MINE!!
PhoenixDragon: TELL HIM IF HE HURTS YOU I'LL KIIILLL HHHIIIMMM
GwendolynD: I told him i really like him, and he said he liked me too
TEEHEE
PhoenixDragon: AWESOME
I HOPE SO!!
GwendolynD: I actually turned into little school-girl when we were sitting there 'cause he kept watching me, and just such 'like' in his eyes, that I literally started blushing and giggling
and then said no obody looks at me like that or something similar
whoa fuck my back is really hurting right now jebus
ADVIL OVERLOAD
PhoenixDragon: ADVIL AND GOOD SLEEP! YOU NEEDS THESE THING
THINGS
DUDE
I CANNA BRAIN FOR SQUEE!
Eee!!
Told you you is awesome!
Seems he agrees!
GwendolynD: =D
i'm just so a flutter it's ridiculous
I don't remember feeling this way for any other relationship
like, just buzzing and almost shakey with happiness
ieughiuwgh
also: chances that I use this convo to post about this all tomorrow = high.....FYI
PhoenixDragon: That is awesome!! I'm so happy I can't stand it! Told you something good was waiting for you Ms Glass Half-Full, lol
GwendolynD: initial squee is best lolololol
PhoenixDragon: GO FOR IT!
GwendolynD: GOOD
PhoenixDragon: THIS!
GwendolynD: ieugheiugheiug
PhoenixDragon: ~Cackles and squishes you~
Me and bed has to meet
MEH
GwendolynD: -squishes really hard back-
me too
PhoenixDragon: And you and bed has to meet
GwendolynD: damn thing's screaming at me
PhoenixDragon: ADVIL FIRST
GwendolynD: SE
fuck yes
I'm stiffening up already
PhoenixDragon: Heating pad, bb!
GwendolynD: that SE was supposed to be a YES
PhoenixDragon: LOL
GwendolynD: >.>
OH WELL
PhoenixDragon: EPIC!SPEEL!FAIL
GwendolynD: WHEEEEEEE
PhoenixDragon: WHO CARES
BOY
HAPPY
GwendolynD: ILU
PhoenixDragon: AWESOMENESS AND GLITTER!
ILU2 SWEETNESS!
~Kisses~
GwendolynD: -INSERT RANDOM GARBLE OF HAPPY ALL NIGHT BLABBERING ON-
-kisskiss-
PhoenixDragon: LOL
TTYL, bb! I am so happy for you!
~DANCES~
GwendolynD: I ACTUALLY SPENT WHOLE DRIVE HOME JUST TOUCHING MY LIPS IN AWE
PhoenixDragon: LOL
GwendolynD: JUST SO YOU KNOWS
PhoenixDragon: I've had those moments!! YEESSSSSSSSSS~
I NEEDED TO KNOW THIS
GwendolynD: GOOD
-dashes off towards painkillers-
MWUAH
PhoenixDragon: MWUAH, BB
<3<3<3<3
Sweet dreams, love!
~Dances off to bed~