Dream Spectacular
The following dream sequence story re-telling contains explicit subject matter. Cautious reading is advised.
gwendolynd : I dreamt I had no leg last night.
bree_black : oh no!
gwendolynd : and it was like a really recent thing and I was at the zoo and falling all over shit lol
gwendolynd : but I was fine as long as I had railings on both side of me to swing along (like a ramp or something) and so I enjoyed the lion's display. but I couldn't see much because it was like tinted glass for some reason behind the screen
so the lion would be jumping at the screen and trying to get the moving people but you wouldn't be able to tell where it was so you were afraid to get too close.
gwendolynd : then off to the side (for some reason) there was an ocean and kids were jumping into the waves. which turned into a story about me spying on some girl, watching her (but like i knew her and was supposed to be dead) and the police started to chase me
gwendolynd : so i ran, and had some sort of inception thing going on.... the girl saw me and somehow caught wind of who/what i actually was and when i noticed, i flung myself headfirst into the ground to kill myself. then i appeared in someone else's body or something.
gwendolynd : i iworked my way into her life and we hung out, but then she caught something i slipped up about and I was like 'yea...you're right....go get this fromt he bathroom for me....no i'll be here" then when she walked out I flung myself out hte window
gwendolynd : then for some reason I was wathing something (perhaps a disconnect in the dreams) and there were these big guys attaching chains to these railroad box car type things that people were sleeping in, and one truck latched to four, then suddenly pulled away waking htem all up. it was some sort of game and the now-not-sleeping guys had to control their box car somehow...and they were all glaringly nake
d for some reason.
gwendolynd : i apparently had penis envy or something because like three of them had these freaking GIANT peni like literally the size of their leg (and width). it was scary. (wonder if that had to do with this 'motivational poster' i saw about how the 3 winchesters all "dress to the left" lol)
bree_black : omg terrifying giant peni
gwendolynd : but then even my subconscious realized 'OH GOD PENISES' and promptly switched me to a bedroom where I was with this freaking hot girl and we were doing like....just goofing around dress up. I took a sparkly pretty teal sheet and wrapped it around me like a dress and tied it
gwendolynd : and then i remember being like intensely...aroused I suppose is the right word and like seducing her and shimmying to try to shake my hips as if I was a hawiian dancer (lol)
gwendolynd : and then the BFF that you are came up from downstairs (because apparently this was a three way slumber party and being hte BFF i am ditched you to go seduce this girl lol) and looked at me, then promptly put on some backstreet to distract me lol
bree_black : WHY WOULD I COCKBLOCK YOU?!
gwendolynd : I dreamt I had no leg last night.
bree_black : oh no!
gwendolynd : and it was like a really recent thing and I was at the zoo and falling all over shit lol
gwendolynd : but I was fine as long as I had railings on both side of me to swing along (like a ramp or something) and so I enjoyed the lion's display. but I couldn't see much because it was like tinted glass for some reason behind the screen
so the lion would be jumping at the screen and trying to get the moving people but you wouldn't be able to tell where it was so you were afraid to get too close.
gwendolynd : then off to the side (for some reason) there was an ocean and kids were jumping into the waves. which turned into a story about me spying on some girl, watching her (but like i knew her and was supposed to be dead) and the police started to chase me
gwendolynd : so i ran, and had some sort of inception thing going on.... the girl saw me and somehow caught wind of who/what i actually was and when i noticed, i flung myself headfirst into the ground to kill myself. then i appeared in someone else's body or something.
gwendolynd : i iworked my way into her life and we hung out, but then she caught something i slipped up about and I was like 'yea...you're right....go get this fromt he bathroom for me....no i'll be here" then when she walked out I flung myself out hte window
gwendolynd : then for some reason I was wathing something (perhaps a disconnect in the dreams) and there were these big guys attaching chains to these railroad box car type things that people were sleeping in, and one truck latched to four, then suddenly pulled away waking htem all up. it was some sort of game and the now-not-sleeping guys had to control their box car somehow...and they were all glaringly nake
d for some reason.
gwendolynd : i apparently had penis envy or something because like three of them had these freaking GIANT peni like literally the size of their leg (and width). it was scary. (wonder if that had to do with this 'motivational poster' i saw about how the 3 winchesters all "dress to the left" lol)
bree_black : omg terrifying giant peni
gwendolynd : but then even my subconscious realized 'OH GOD PENISES' and promptly switched me to a bedroom where I was with this freaking hot girl and we were doing like....just goofing around dress up. I took a sparkly pretty teal sheet and wrapped it around me like a dress and tied it
gwendolynd : and then i remember being like intensely...aroused I suppose is the right word and like seducing her and shimmying to try to shake my hips as if I was a hawiian dancer (lol)
gwendolynd : and then the BFF that you are came up from downstairs (because apparently this was a three way slumber party and being hte BFF i am ditched you to go seduce this girl lol) and looked at me, then promptly put on some backstreet to distract me lol
bree_black : WHY WOULD I COCKBLOCK YOU?!