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Stolen from ChaoticSunshine
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Harry, who's thoughts had been upstairs with the broomstick servicing kit, was brought back to eatch with an unpleasent bump.
"Aunt Marge?" he blurted out. "Sh-she's not coming here is she?"
Auntmarge was uncle vernon's sister. Even though she was not a blook relative of Harry's (who's mother had been Aunt Petunia's sister), he had been forced to call her "Aunt" all his life Aunt Marge lived in the country, in a house with a large garden, where she bred bulldogs. She didn't often stay at Privet Drive, because she coudln't bear to leave her precioud dogs, but each of her visits stoof out horribly in Harry's memory.
At Dudly's fifth birthday party she had whacked Harry around the shins with her walking stick to keep him from beating Dudly at Musical Statues. A few years later she had turned up at christmas with a computerized robot for Dudly and a box of dog bisquets for Harry. On her last vist, the year before Harry started at Hogwarts, Harry had accidentaly trodden on the tail of her favorite dog, Ripper had chased Harry out into the garden and up a tree, and aunt Marge had refused to call him off until past midnight. The memory of this incident still brought tears of laughter to Dudley's eyes.
"Marge'll be here for a week," Uncle Vernon snarled, "and while we're on teh subject"-he pointed a fat finger threateningly at Harry-"we need to get a few things straight before i go and collect her."
Dudley smirked and withdrew his gaze from the television. Watching harry being bullied by Uncle Vernon was Dudley's favorite form of entertainment...
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch? nothing
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? Angel, almost a month ago, when they turned angel into a muppet
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 2:39
5: Now look at the clock; what is the actual time? 2:39
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The people in the office
7: When did you last step outside?When I got out of the car this morning to come here.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? My mail
9: What are you wearing? Black silk bias cut skirt, white wrap shirt, black tank under it
10: Did you dream last night? No clue.
11: When did you last laugh?a while ago
12: What is on the door/walls of the room you are in? An old map of the world.
13: Seen anything weird lately? Tim, high.
14: What do you think of this quiz? Its a way to pass time here
15: What is the last film you saw? Hell Boy
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? A house, which I would pay for all at once, and a car for me and one for the boyfriend, and insureance for us both for a year, and get Bruce back into school, and go shoping with lara and ger her to make me boy designer somethings.... like jeans...
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: ::shrugs:: next!
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Good by to all right-eiung policies
19: Do you like to dance? Yes
20: George Bush: Die motherfucking scum
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Maeve Briget (fill in last name here)
22: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Tegue Matthew (filll in last name)
23: Would you ever consider living abroad? All the time
24. What time is it now? 2:45
I was on the elevator just now, and there were these two chicks on it with me and one was checking out this completely grody elevator repair man, I'm talking ewe. Anyhow one of them looks at me and says "what's your opinion".
I have seen said elevator man, he leers at all the girls. But I went with the stock answer in this situation, which is completely true.
"My boyfriend is six feet tall with blond (yes, it is, its the color that mine is natruaily) hair and gray-blue eyes, I don't have eyes for anything else".
Both of the ladies were suitably amused. They were yinzer girls with too much hairspray to make the top of their hair stand up. Nice girls.
::grins:: I love him... and he's bringing be excedrin when he picks me up from work.
Where did I get him? And can I clone him?