Friday used to be Flattery Friday at Torchwood. It still is, technically, but it's also Film Night Friday. We'd go out, but the Rift needs monitoring. Also, Rhys is at a transport conference or so he says but what... FOUR IN THREE MONTHS THAT IS A LOT!
So: PIMM's and CHAMPAGNE AND TRUFFLE CHOCCIES!!! I think there is something for everyone to choose from here. (I know Ianto will pick Bond AGAIN.)
(It's also Fan Fictions Friday! I have some WIPS but am stuck. :o( Ideas appreciated (and I can add you in as a character! Maybe!)
Five Times Edward, Bella, Shepherd and Echo Had Sex And One Time They Didn't. (TWO TIMES SO FAR)
Stargate SG1/Twilight/Dollhouse XOVER? (Should I put some Naruto in this? Naruto is good/sexy. IDK?)
A/N: To self: (Should I have a beta? Ianto won't because he is too elite for Twilight ((BOOK SNOB)). Hart will make me put him in it. Martha might be good?)
I would love comments but only positive ones because this is fan fiction, not work where they judge you for messing up. Thx! :o)
Scenario 1: (ROUGH DRAFT!)
Bella is in her white lace teddy (innocence colour?) sleeping soundly when she hears an eerie sound. She puts on her matching white satin slippers and steps out into the wooded glade and O M F G there is the Stargate!
She quickly punches in the speeddial for Edward on her mobile and he runs (flies?) over as fast as he can (FAST, because: vampire speed) and they meet Sheppard in the forest, in his uniform with his futuristic P-90 "Let's all have sex," Sheppard suggests suggestively, flipping his hair. "You're both really hot, so okay!" Bella replies! And they shag on the pine needles lining the ground under the full moon. (A/N: Make this more romantic. Candles?)
(Echo wasn't in this one because the Dollhouse is in LA.)
Scenario 2 (ALSO ROUGH DRAFT!)
2. (This one is in LA.) This one time, after that time in the forest (have to do this one second because the other one is a first time fic and Edward is a virgin vampire).
Sheppard offers to take Bella and Edward to LA because he needed to rescue Echo from the Dollhouse, where she is being kept as a human sex slave for rich blokes (and some women too, note: no gender!!fail). So, they all break into the Dollhouse (with explosions) and rescue Echo (and the other dolls) and kill the evil slavemongers(!)
Since the Hub Dollhouse is so cool inside, they set up a base and got lots of pillows for the round bed in the floor sliding thing. Then they all have some mojitos beers screwdrivers and put on some music (
Rhianna, My Umbrella - should I make a fanmix here?) and then they have sloppy sex all over the floor (needs lots of whimpers and moans and things... work on this. Also, describe the cocks.)
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