Writer's Block: Wardrobe Malfunction

[gwen_e_cooper]

There isn't a day when I don't experience some permanent and disgusting damage to my jeans, top or boots - or end up bathed in a coat of ichor.

Some days are worse than others.

Comments

[gwen_e_cooper]

*grips*

Awww, thank you, sweetheart!

So did you! (And you didn't smell like ichor!

[ask_captainjack]

But aren't your nostrils clogged with trucker fat? I think it's amazing how you continue smelling things with your disability.

[gwen_e_cooper]

Harwoods Trucks DO NOT HAVE TRUCKER FAT.

It's chip grease they run on. It smells nice, actually.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Eco-friendly! And cost-efficient too.

[ask_captainjack]

They're cross-promotional. When the trucks go by I holler for chips!

[gwen_e_cooper]

I scream for ice cream. :o)

Well... we all do, don't we?

[ask_captainjack]

I just like the word Truckin'

Rolls off the tongue!

TRUCKin'!

[ask_captainjack]

G doesn't roll off the tongue, Rhys!

[ask_captainjack]

Such language! From a trucker! I'm going to write to the Trucking Authority.

[ask_captainjack]

Sorry. The Lorry Authority. Which chip van can I find them at?