"we've got boats..big ones"
last night at the double olive in dearborn pam and i were approached by the nerdiest dumbest guys.
gene: 55, grey needing a cut hair, navy blue collared shirt, khaki's, boat shoes
pat: 45, brown hair, glasses, same outfit, looked like ned flanders
so they come up and gene said "what are two beautiful ladies such as yourselves doin in a place like this" (no joke) and then he said "oh poor babies, too many problems you need to drink" (all patrinizing like) and then it goes like this:
me: "um no we just want to have a drink and talk, no problems, thanks"
Gene: "lucky you, so what do you girls do"
me/pam: "we hang out/nothing cool"
gene: "waiting for that trophy husband eeh?"
me: scowl
pam: "hahah maybe..."
gene: "you just want to hang out on the boat all day"
pam: "sure"
gene: "well, we've got boats..BIG ONES"
pam/me: laugh and roll eyes
gene: "so who are you?
me: "friends"
gene: "what are your names?"
pam: 10 sec pause.."what's your name"
we tell them, reluctantly
words words words
pam: "whatever"
pat: "my daughter says that"
gwen: laugh out loud at him
pam: inner gong going off
then they get it and FINALLY leave.
gene: 55, grey needing a cut hair, navy blue collared shirt, khaki's, boat shoes
pat: 45, brown hair, glasses, same outfit, looked like ned flanders
so they come up and gene said "what are two beautiful ladies such as yourselves doin in a place like this" (no joke) and then he said "oh poor babies, too many problems you need to drink" (all patrinizing like) and then it goes like this:
me: "um no we just want to have a drink and talk, no problems, thanks"
Gene: "lucky you, so what do you girls do"
me/pam: "we hang out/nothing cool"
gene: "waiting for that trophy husband eeh?"
me: scowl
pam: "hahah maybe..."
gene: "you just want to hang out on the boat all day"
pam: "sure"
gene: "well, we've got boats..BIG ONES"
pam/me: laugh and roll eyes
gene: "so who are you?
me: "friends"
gene: "what are your names?"
pam: 10 sec pause.."what's your name"
we tell them, reluctantly
words words words
pam: "whatever"
pat: "my daughter says that"
gwen: laugh out loud at him
pam: inner gong going off
then they get it and FINALLY leave.